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SLACKERJACK! Robot Unicorn Attack Goes Heavy Metal

November 26th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Robot Unicorn Attack is one of the big successes of the past 12 months, inadvertently reviving an old Erasure track and stamping a seal of approval on (seemingly) everyone’s fondness for unicorns.

Now, we’ve got Robot Unicorn Heavy Metal to play online as well, serving as a sneaky reminder of the fact that there’s going to be a new version out just in time for Christmas, soundtracked by that stupid Yule song by The Darkness.

Anyway, if you love Robot Unicorn Attack but are sick of playing the old one, click the link below to see your unicorn tackling a very different world to the last, only this time, soundtracked by some hairspray metal band. We can’t be bothered checking.

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SLACKERJACK: Robot Unicorn Attack

March 31st, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Canabalt was all well and good, wasn’t it? But it wasn’t perfect. Why? Simple. There were no robots in it. And there were no unicorns in it. And you didn’t turn into a rainbow when you went really fast.

Fortunately, though, Robot Unicorn Attack corrects all of these. You’re tasked with running as far as you can – avoiding gaps and giant stars – while something that sounds worryingly like Erasure plays in the background. Honestly, Robot Unicorn Attack couldn’t be more perfect for the internet if it was made of fat people and cats.

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