Take That are bunch of drips, aren’t they? If they’re not gyrating around in front of millions of middle-aged women or complaining about press intrusion in effete Northern accents, they’re having little panic attacks about getting felt up by giant robots. Or something like that.
Their latest woe has come in the form of a little bit of lightning which gave the lads the heebie-jeebies when their tour plane was lightly struck by it ahead of the start of the European leg of their Progress tour. Oh no! Did they survive the ordeal?!
Robocop was, in a way, the original plastic police officer, except he was made of metal and could actually arrest people, unlike his real life counterparts.
Made from the parts of an old police officer who was brutally murdered by Red Foreman from That 70s Show and scraps of metal collected from a dumpster out the back of the General Motors warehouse, Robocop kicked crimes ass all over Detroit.
People loved Robocop because he stood for law and order, by any means necessary. He was also near indestructible and made an awesome whirring sound whenever he moved, plus he had a massive gun and if there’s one things American’s love, it’s a hero with a miniature cannon strapped to them at all times.
10 - Hey BBC One, now that Hole In The Wall has finished, can you please remake this inane Asian gameshow as well? If only because that way we’d be closer to understanding what’s actually going on…
9 – An old recipe for Mulled Beer. Thanks, history! – Lifehacker
8 – But what would a dead man rapping like an obscene woman sound like? – Therapup
7 – Guess what! Cavemen had boats! Please let this news affect you however you like – MSNBC
6 - Rude Ross Kemp On Gangs. Don’t say we didn’t warn you – YouTube
5 - Sorry office monkeys, you’ve been rumbled – Newsweek
4 - The best list of unethical experiments you’ll ever read – Soweirdo
3 - So the economy’s in the toilet. What can take everyone’s mind off that? We know – a deadly superbug pandemic! – Times
2 – Want to make a killer bunny robot hat? OK! – Instructables
1 – Dear Diddy. Stop. Just stop. Everyone wants you to stop -YouTube
8 – Cat Deeley. On a horse. That is all – Popsugar
7 - Aside from the part about standing on some wicker next to a flamethrower thousands of feet up in the air, here’s why hot air balloons are dangerous – Telegraph
6 - Want to make a robot that walks like a chicken? OK! – Instructables
5 - Can someone please employ Olly Moss to do more film posters, please – Drawn
4 – Will Blur reunite? Yes, yes they will. They definitely will. They won’t -Radio 1
3 - Here’s how CNN pulled off that hologram nonsense on Tuesday night. Now we’re just waiting for the explanation about why they did it – Gizmodo
2 - Stupid James Bond plots. All are better than Quantum Of Solace -I09
1 - And now, a preview of your next 400 nightmares, courtesy of a creepy old toymaker – I Am Bored
4 - A bin shaped like an egg. Want one – Boingboing
3 - Are you in a band? You should probably do this, then. It’s better than growing your hair and sucking in your cheeks all day, you girls -Red Bull Bedroom Jam
2 - Turns out the builders of The Titanic knew they were doing a crappy job, and just wanted to spite Leonardo DiCaprio – Newsweek
1 - The video to Take On Me by A-Ha, described perfectly in song…
Take That are bunch of drips, aren’t they? If they’re not gyrating around in front of millions of middle-aged women or complaining about press intrusion in effete Northern accents, they’re having little panic attacks about getting felt up by giant robots. Or something like that. 
Robocop was, in a way, the original plastic police officer, except he was made of metal and could actually arrest people, unlike his real life counterparts.
