Articles tagged with: Robin Wright Penn
Sean Penn & Robin Wright Penn Divorce For The Million Billionth Time
Warning: prepare to disregard this story when Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn inevitably get back together next week. Because, come on, who are they kidding? We'd say that you'd be able to set your watch by the regularity in which Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn almost get divorced and then call it off, but it would be false - you can't set your watch by it because science has yet to develop a way to accurately measure increments of time that microscopic. Anyway, that's the news - Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn have filed for divorce again. Again. Again.
Warning: prepare to disregard this story when Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn inevitably get back together next week. Because, come on, who are they kidding? We'd say that you'd be able to set your watch by the regularity in which Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn almost get divorced and then call it off, but it would be false - you can't set your watch by it because science has yet to develop a way to accurately measure increments of time that microscopic. Anyway, that's the news - Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn have filed for divorce again. Again. Again.
Sean Penn Calls Off His Wife-Split Again, Again, Again
Possibly in a bid to prove once and for all that filming the movie Milk didn't really turn him gay, Sean Penn has decided to call off his legal separation from his big, fat, ugly wife. For the record, the woman is probably small, thin and pretty - but wife-compliments are just the kind of thing Sean doesn't allow people to throw around in his wife's presence. That's why she was leaving him, we heard. We didn't really hear that.
Possibly in a bid to prove once and for all that filming the movie Milk didn't really turn him gay, Sean Penn has decided to call off his legal separation from his big, fat, ugly wife. For the record, the woman is probably small, thin and pretty - but wife-compliments are just the kind of thing Sean doesn't allow people to throw around in his wife's presence. That's why she was leaving him, we heard. We didn't really hear that.
Sean Penn Splits Up With His Wife Again, Again, Again
We'd imagine that Sean Penn is hard to live with. Not because of his brooding intensity. Forget all that nonsense. No, we'd imagine that Sean Penn is hard to live with because you'd be tripping over his weird Mr Punch chin all the time. It'd be a nightmare. Any time you managed to carry a tray with a jug of orange juice on it from the kitchen to the living room without tripping over Sean Penn's chin would count as a massive victory. And that's why Sean Penn and his wife have filed for legal separation. Exactly that. We imagine.
We'd imagine that Sean Penn is hard to live with. Not because of his brooding intensity. Forget all that nonsense. No, we'd imagine that Sean Penn is hard to live with because you'd be tripping over his weird Mr Punch chin all the time. It'd be a nightmare. Any time you managed to carry a tray with a jug of orange juice on it from the kitchen to the living room without tripping over Sean Penn's chin would count as a massive victory. And that's why Sean Penn and his wife have filed for legal separation. Exactly that. We imagine.
Sean Penn Doesn’t Want To Divorce His Wife Any More
The Sean Penn/ Robin Wright Penn divorce was the one divorce that everyone was looking forward to, but now the bastards have spoilt it. How? By flipping well falling back in love again, that's how. Although they filed for divorce in December, Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn have now decided to call the divorce off so that they can sit around kissing and holding hands for the indefinite future. We feel sick - this isn't how Hollywood marriages are supposed to go at all. Where's the infidelity, the bitterness, the petty public games of one-upmanship? Where, damn it, is the embarrassing sexual encounter with the seven-foot transsexual hooker? Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn, your happiness infuriates us.
The Sean Penn/ Robin Wright Penn divorce was the one divorce that everyone was looking forward to, but now the bastards have spoilt it. How? By flipping well falling back in love again, that's how. Although they filed for divorce in December, Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn have now decided to call the divorce off so that they can sit around kissing and holding hands for the indefinite future. We feel sick - this isn't how Hollywood marriages are supposed to go at all. Where's the infidelity, the bitterness, the petty public games of one-upmanship? Where, damn it, is the embarrassing sexual encounter with the seven-foot transsexual hooker? Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn, your happiness infuriates us.
