Everyone knows that Robert Pattinson has two main target markets – hysterical teenage girls and lonely old women.

So Miley Cyrus should be perfect for him. Miley’s got a little bit of both Robert Pattinson fans in her – the enthusiasm and breathless cadence of a teenage girl, plus the speaking voice and dead-eyed world-weary cynicism of very, very old lady.

But what’s this? Miley Cyrus doesn’t like Robert Pattinson? And she doesn’t think anyone else likes Robert Pattinson either? And she dedicated an entire 19-word throwaway aside in a stupid magazine for objectionable children to the subject? This means WAR! Possibly.