by Mof Gimmers
Hey! Look! It’s Robert Pattinson! Like a pale Na’vi from Pandora (that’s an Avatar reference y’stinkin’ dolt) he quietly goes about his business with his face and his trousers and hair, making women scream and cum with the merest of bashful glances. The only thing is girls, he’s not going to bite your neck and [...]
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by Mof Gimmers
You know Robert Pattinson? Allergic to vaginas and a face which conveys about as much emotion as a cement-mixer? Yeah, that guy. Well, if you’re a woman and you’re thinking you might be able to convince him that not all minges are abhorrent things, think again. That’s because he’s probably going deaf.
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