You People (Almost) Killed Robert Pattinson! With A Taxi! Are you a Robert Pattinson fan? You are? Well good for you. Do you realise that you made Robert Pattinson? You did. Without hysterical fans like you, Robert Pattinson wouldn't be one of the most desired men on the planet. He certainly wouldn't be anywhere near as rich as he is. And he wouldn't run out into the street and get hit by a taxi because he was terrified of the crowd of mad-eyed salivating teenage girls screaming his name like they were from a confusingly tweeny remake of Dawn Of The Dead. Because that happened yesterday. Good work, fans!