In New Moon, Robert Pattinson only appears in Kristen Stewart’s mind. Turns out she’s a right old chuffing pervert, too.
Why? Because some paparazzi photos have emerged from the New Moon set, showing Robert Pattinson topless and strutting around with a six pack that’s as impressive as it is obviously painted on.
So Robert Pattinson is topless in New Moon. Big deal – all the teenage girls were already going to see it 25 times regardless of how many Robert Pattinson nipples are on display. What about including something for the boys instead, like sleeping pills or an entirely different film? Huh?
