Robert Pattinson might be one of the most famous haircuts in the world right now, but he still can’t find a date.
Don’t get excited. That sentence probably needs a qualifier. Let’s try this: Robert Pattinson still can’t find a date… with anyone who isn’t a witless honking teenage girl with bladder control problems, a rubbish haircut and a frankly dispiriting fixation with terrible films about vampires. So that’s you ruled out, clearly.
Anyway, it’s apparently true. Robert Pattinson says he’s having trouble in the love department. He’s working on it, but first he needs to fix his problems in the haircut, acting range and charisma departments. It’s good to prioritise.
