This is just in, so brace yourselves. Apparently Twilight star Robert Pattinson has a birthday each year.
We know, we’re shocked ourselves. But let’s just steady ourselves and try to work out what this means – it means that Robert Pattinson’s age incrementally increases by one year on a set calendar date, which has blown our minds. Still, at least Robert Pattinson didn’t celebrate his so-called ‘birthday’ with friends in Canada this week. What? Robert Pattinson did celebrate his so-called ‘birthday’ with friends in Canada this week? This is all too much news!
Fingers crossed somebody bought him a hairbrush, eh?
