How much should any man enjoy watching Dancing With The Stars? Enough to remember that it even exists?
Yes, that’s exactly how much. If you know more than three of the Dancing With The Stars contestants by name you’re on iffy ground. And woe betide anyone who actually votes on the Dancing With Stars results.
But is unexpectedly turning up at the Dancing With The Stars studio with two loaded guns, a roll of duct tape and a handful of love letters to Shawn Johnson liking the show too much? Apparently so, because a bloke’s just been arrested for that.

