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Little Fockers Trailer

August 24th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Have you seen the films about the Fockers? There’s bloody loads of them aren’t there? This picture of a child puking on Ben Stiller’s face is to signify that there’s a new one coming out called Little Fockers and that it stars small humans (aka childerenz) Oh, and Fockers sounds like a naughty word doesn’t it? What a LOL.

Anyway, the film continues to tap the cringe-gland as Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro) and Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) descend further into an exercise of putting as many feet in your mouth as possible.

Little Fockers sees Laura Dern, Jessica Alba and Harvey Keitel all joining the returning cast for a new chapter of the franchise.

And we’ve got a trailer to show you.

50 Cent To Relaunch Cheryl Cole?s Career, Not Worried About His Own

June 29th, 2010 By Paul Pencott

Misogynist monotone mumbler 50 Cent has re-cast himself as some sort of rubbish movie mogul and has announced his intention to launch ?Our Cheryl TM? as a star of the silver screen, what with his own massive success in that area and that.

One of the most recent of the rappers acting credits has been as Cutis Jackson in video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, so we know how he rolls.

With a complete lack of self-awareness, the artist we will never refer to as ?Fiddy? has stated that ?I am not talking about cameos in laughable movies. I am talking about proper, serious movie roles.?

Robert De Niro Wants To Keep Making Dull CIA Films Forever

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Robert De Niro has a dream. Admittedly it’s not a great dream – it involves directing a couple of sequels to that boring movie about the CIA he made – but technically it’s still a dream.

Forget the fact that so few people watched The Good Shepherd when it was released that demand for even one sequel is about the same as demand for a sequel to the Ebola virus, because this is Robert De Niro’s dream. You can’t deny an old man his dream, can you?

Actually, we’re right behind Robert De Niro’s decision to keep churning out sequels to The Good Shepherd. With his current hit rate, one of them’s bound to be a knockabout family comedy co-starring Ben Stiller, and only an idiot would turn down the chance of seeing that, right?

Greatest News Since Sliced Bread: De Niro & Pacino To Star In Same Film

March 25th, 2009 By Paul Sorrenti

It is the sort of news that would have lesser entertainment sites typing, over and over again, in an indecent boldness of font, the letters: OMG.

That most blasphemous initialising of ‘Oh My God’, which the youths of today treat so brazenly, as if the name of our Lord were merely a soiled menstrual nappy to be tossed away willy-nilly, it’s sacrilegious smudge left to spread amongst the scum-ridden culture-wasteland of working class society.

The word God must never be abbreviated. It is an act of devolution so disgusting that it shant be matched until the day The Kooks are considered anything other than the most grotesque of namby-pambies.

But, if hecklerspray were as pathetic as those sites, then right now we would be licking our own ejaculate into a mural of OMGs, high on to the ceiling above us, because Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are going to be acting together in the same movie.