Articles tagged with: Rob Lowe
The Invention of Lying – Movie Review
It’s hard not to feel jealous of Ricky Gervais, since he seems to have Hollywood in the palm of his hand. Not content with appearing in any old cinematic guff swimming out our shores, one cheeky snaggletooth smile and he is whisked away to star in… well, any old guff swimming out of the US. Alas, the man from sunny Reading has managed to attract a whole host of star-wattage toward his latest project - The Invention of Lying. Taking on co-writing and co-directing duties, not to mention starring in the film, you may think that this film is just a rehash of 90’s Jim Carrey vehicle Liar Liar.
It’s hard not to feel jealous of Ricky Gervais, since he seems to have Hollywood in the palm of his hand. Not content with appearing in any old cinematic guff swimming out our shores, one cheeky snaggletooth smile and he is whisked away to star in… well, any old guff swimming out of the US. Alas, the man from sunny Reading has managed to attract a whole host of star-wattage toward his latest project - The Invention of Lying. Taking on co-writing and co-directing duties, not to mention starring in the film, you may think that this film is just a rehash of 90’s Jim Carrey vehicle Liar Liar.
Rob Lowe & The Nanny: The Lawsuit You Didn’t Care About Is Over
Some things we'll go to the grave not knowing. Like, for example, do people really watch Brothers & Sisters? Really? Also, we'll never know what happened between Rob Lowe and his nanny Jessica Gibson. Last year Lowe claimed that Gibson was trying to blackmail him and sued her, only for her to hit back with a countersuit, saying that Rob Lowe waggled his willy at her and kept trying to put his hands in her knickers like some kind of box-faced Benny Hill sketch. Anyway, Rob Lowe and Jessica Gibson have dropped their lawsuits now so, long story short, pfff.
Some things we'll go to the grave not knowing. Like, for example, do people really watch Brothers & Sisters? Really? Also, we'll never know what happened between Rob Lowe and his nanny Jessica Gibson. Last year Lowe claimed that Gibson was trying to blackmail him and sued her, only for her to hit back with a countersuit, saying that Rob Lowe waggled his willy at her and kept trying to put his hands in her knickers like some kind of box-faced Benny Hill sketch. Anyway, Rob Lowe and Jessica Gibson have dropped their lawsuits now so, long story short, pfff.
Top 16 Worst Oscar Moments
If you thought the Oscars was purely about self-important film folk giving their fat egos a good, old stroke - you would be so right. The way they jabber on when they get their awards you would think they are saving lives or something. Yeah, well done on doing your job and dressing up pretending to be someone you are not. Good job. But that is not the only thing it's about. It's about laughing at celebrities. Hey, that's the only reason we stayed up until stupid 'o' clock this morning to watch the damn thing.
If you thought the Oscars was purely about self-important film folk giving their fat egos a good, old stroke - you would be so right. The way they jabber on when they get their awards you would think they are saving lives or something. Yeah, well done on doing your job and dressing up pretending to be someone you are not. Good job. But that is not the only thing it's about. It's about laughing at celebrities. Hey, that's the only reason we stayed up until stupid 'o' clock this morning to watch the damn thing.
Rob Lowe Nanny Lawsuits: Now With Cockrings!
That's it, we're giving up this stupid blogging lark to become nannies at Rob Lowe's house - it sounds brilliant there. Why? Because a new chapter has been opened in the supremely entertaining he said/ she said lawsuits between Rob Lowe and his former nannies. Now a second former nanny has sued the Lowes, but funnily enough Rob Lowe's name doesn't really come up. Instead it's Rob Lowe's wife Sheryl Lowe who's been hit with the brunt of accusations, and they're ones you'll want to read. Assuming, that is, you like hearing about a sexually-curious naked woman describing the size of her childrens' penises and showing Rob Lowe's cockrings to whoever happens to be passing. You do like that, don't you?
That's it, we're giving up this stupid blogging lark to become nannies at Rob Lowe's house - it sounds brilliant there. Why? Because a new chapter has been opened in the supremely entertaining he said/ she said lawsuits between Rob Lowe and his former nannies. Now a second former nanny has sued the Lowes, but funnily enough Rob Lowe's name doesn't really come up. Instead it's Rob Lowe's wife Sheryl Lowe who's been hit with the brunt of accusations, and they're ones you'll want to read. Assuming, that is, you like hearing about a sexually-curious naked woman describing the size of her childrens' penises and showing Rob Lowe's cockrings to whoever happens to be passing. You do like that, don't you?
Nanny: ‘Rob Lowe Waggled His Love Sausage At Me’
As if the business of Rob Lowe suing three former employees for extortion wasn't complicated enough, now there's a doozy of a countersuit. And we mean, it's a doozy. Rob Lowe's 24-year-old former nanny Jessica Gibson has hit back at Lowe with a lawsuit of her own that claims Rob Lowe alledgedly kept exposing himself to her, tried repeatedly to shove his hands down her knickers and grabbed her buttocks in all kinds of different ways. This quarrel between Rob Lowe and his nanny is turning into an expensive game of he said/she said that'll leave no reputations intact whatsoever. Having said that, though, perhaps it's all a mix-up - perhaps Rob Lowe was only grabbing Jessica Gibson's buttocks so he could see how dreamy it made his forearms look. That'd certainly make more sense.
As if the business of Rob Lowe suing three former employees for extortion wasn't complicated enough, now there's a doozy of a countersuit. And we mean, it's a doozy. Rob Lowe's 24-year-old former nanny Jessica Gibson has hit back at Lowe with a lawsuit of her own that claims Rob Lowe alledgedly kept exposing himself to her, tried repeatedly to shove his hands down her knickers and grabbed her buttocks in all kinds of different ways. This quarrel between Rob Lowe and his nanny is turning into an expensive game of he said/she said that'll leave no reputations intact whatsoever. Having said that, though, perhaps it's all a mix-up - perhaps Rob Lowe was only grabbing Jessica Gibson's buttocks so he could see how dreamy it made his forearms look. That'd certainly make more sense.
Rob Lowe Hates All His Servants
Rob Lowe will do just about anything to make people forget that he used to be an alcoholic who'd film himself shagging young girls.
So far these efforts have included an advert for the California tourist board and the TV show Brothers And Sisters, but neither worked - because a) he's not really very recognisable these days and b) it's Brothers And Sisters, for God's sake. Who'd watch that?
So instead Rob Lowe has tried a different tactic - he's suing all of his employees. And rightly so, because we know we'd rather go down in history as the man who sued people for having sex on our bed, finding us attractive and swearing at them for being the bloke from Brothers And Sisters.
