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World Cup: England 1 USA 1 – The Lego Version

June 15th, 2010 By David Schwartz

OK, so everyone on this side of the pond are doing all they can to forget England’s dismal 1-1 draw against World Cup minnows USA.

But here is one way to get the smiles back on English faces – the match replayed in glorious Lego.

Ah, yes, Lego. See, even the hapless Rob Green looks good in Lego.

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Simon Cowell: Terrible World Cup Song Can Save England

June 14th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

The best thing about Simon Cowell is that he makes a success of everything he does. Music. Television.

Legitimately dreadful haircuts. And now football. Yesterday, the bizarre Simon Cowell-masterminded World Cup mash-up of Shout and No Diggity featuring James Corden and Dizzee Rascal reached number one in the charts. It has single-handedly brought the nation together thanks to its uplifting message, its arbitrary scattering of the world ‘England’ and the fact that it’s still only about a tenth as awful as that Terry Venables song.

But is Simon Cowell happy with the song’s success? No – he’s not going to stop until Fabio Capello has played Shout for the players in the England dressing room before every match. Presumably with a threat to play it at them again at full-time unless they can convincingly win.

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