Articles tagged with: Roan
Sharon Stone Didn’t Botox Her Son’s Stinky-Bum Feet, OK?
You might not know this, but Sharon Stone is famed for her sense of smell - if a mouse does a poo 50 miles away, Sharon Stone will still puke up and faint because if it. And this ability has ultimately been Sharon Stone's undoing. Sharon Stone lost custody of her child recently, with one of the justifications being that Sharon's eight-year-old son had feet that smelt like putrid bum death, and she wanted to cure this with regular Botox injections into his feet. However, Sharon Stone has denied wanting to Botox her son's feet, calling it a 'complete fabrication'. But on the other hand, she did give him a browlift to stop his sweaty armpits and a brand new set of 36DD plastic boobies to try and offset his chronic farting, so who knows.
You might not know this, but Sharon Stone is famed for her sense of smell - if a mouse does a poo 50 miles away, Sharon Stone will still puke up and faint because if it. And this ability has ultimately been Sharon Stone's undoing. Sharon Stone lost custody of her child recently, with one of the justifications being that Sharon's eight-year-old son had feet that smelt like putrid bum death, and she wanted to cure this with regular Botox injections into his feet. However, Sharon Stone has denied wanting to Botox her son's feet, calling it a 'complete fabrication'. But on the other hand, she did give him a browlift to stop his sweaty armpits and a brand new set of 36DD plastic boobies to try and offset his chronic farting, so who knows.
Sharon Stone Loses Her Kid (No, Not Up Her Giant Mudflaps)
We always thought that Sharon Stone would be a good mother, particularly because she'd always be getting her vag out to remind you where you're from. But maybe Sharon Stone isn't such a fantastic mother after all, because it turns out that she's lost physical custody of her eight-year-old son Roan to her ex-husband Phil Bronstein. That's upsetting. Not for Sharon Stone - she's old enough to cope with this - but for her son. After all, this means he'll never get to experience the unique form of schoolyard bullying that comes from having your naked 50-year-old mother who happens to be an intense figure of hatred to the entire Chinese community drop you off at school every morning. That poor boy. That poor poor boy.
We always thought that Sharon Stone would be a good mother, particularly because she'd always be getting her vag out to remind you where you're from. But maybe Sharon Stone isn't such a fantastic mother after all, because it turns out that she's lost physical custody of her eight-year-old son Roan to her ex-husband Phil Bronstein. That's upsetting. Not for Sharon Stone - she's old enough to cope with this - but for her son. After all, this means he'll never get to experience the unique form of schoolyard bullying that comes from having your naked 50-year-old mother who happens to be an intense figure of hatred to the entire Chinese community drop you off at school every morning. That poor boy. That poor poor boy.
