Rip Torn is 78 years old. Until Friday night, the stupidest thing he’d ever done was Freddy Got Fingered.
That’s now the second-stupidest. Because, on Friday night, Rip Torn was arrested on suspicion of drunkenly forcing himself into a bank with a loaded gun. Read that again if you like – Rip Torn from Men In Black and Robocop 3 was arrested because he apparently got drunk, grabbed a loaded gun and broke into his local bank through a back window.
Which sort of makes Rip Torn the new, drunker OJ Simpson, doesn’t it? Maybe now he’ll write a book called If I Did It, Heresh How It Fuggin Happund Yowld Bashterdsh. We’d read it.
