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Rio Ferdinand

“Yippity flippity yo yo yo”, is a typical lyrical example from a 50 Cent track. Unless you thought he was just an American form of currency, he is in fact one of those gangster type of rappers who has gone through the same life changing career path as MC Foreskin Pickler.

Once they lived a life of hardship in the hood, but have now escaped their slums of a once crappy life for something more bling.

Fiddy will have also found more people offering to be his official “toothbrush guarder” or “substitute gardener”, or as they’re known on his tax form, ‘musicians’.

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10 – People say stuff every day. Here’s a small amount of it – Collegecandy

9 - Dear BBC, last week you introduced the best character in the history of EastEnders. More of him please – Watch With Mothers

8 - If you want to rot in fairly close proximity to a fairly famous completely dead cadaver, and you have an eBay account, this is your lucky day – Scumbag Millionaire

7 – Rio Ferdinand in ‘likes music but is entirely self-unaware’ shock – My Chemical Toilet

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