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Rihanna Describes What A Turd Chris Brown Is

by Stuart Heritage

Rihanna’s ready to move on with her life and release that cheery ditty about shooting herself in the chest.

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Chris Brown Still Wubs Rihanna, The Ickle Diddums

by Stuart Heritage

It’s only natural to occasionally get nostalgic over a lost love – you know, the good times, the laughter.

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And Here’s Chris Brown’s New Single (It’s Less Suicidey)

by Stuart Heritage

Sorry Rihanna. You may have wrapped yourself in barbed wire and sung about killing yourself, but you’ve been out-depressed.

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Rihanna Releases A Happy Little Ditty About Suicide

by Stuart Heritage

Why, just the other day we were wondering why there aren’t any more songs about Rihanna shooting herself in the chest.

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Justin Timberlake Dumps Jessica Biel, Or Doesn’t, Or Something

by Stuart Heritage

Good news girls, the man of your dreams is back on the market! That’s right – Jessica Biel is single again!

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Chris Brown Starts Choking His Community Service Unconcious

by Stuart Heritage

Chris Brown may have shocked the world by violently attacking Rihanna in the face while threatening to kill her.

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WEBTHUMP! 9 September 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – You know The Stooges? Well they’re BACK (again) – Electricroulette 9 – Man Vs Food: The best show in the history of the universe? – Watchwithmothers 8 – Podcasts you should like: Dark Beige – Darkbeige 7 – Introducing the frankly disturbing Celebrity Clown Face – Interestment

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Chris Brown Fights Oprah (Not Literally, For Once)

by Stuart Heritage

If you were Chris Brown’s publicist, your advice to him would be pretty simple at the moment, wouldn’t it?

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Chris Brown CAN Remember Beating Rihanna Senseless, So There

by Stuart Heritage

Imagine you’re Chris Brown. Woah woah woah, that wasn’t an invitation to punch the woman nearest to you in the face.

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Chris Brown’s History Of Being A Punchy Old Tool

by Stuart Heritage

So it’s all over. Chris Brown has been sentenced to 180 hours of community service for beating up Rihanna.

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