There’s A Rihanna Sex Tape! Or Something Resembling One! Possibly! This Father's Day, why not give your dad the greatest gift of all? By which we clearly mean a Rihanna sex tape. A clip of something claiming to be a Rihanna sex tape has just found its way onto the internet, with the promise that more will be available to view from Monday. Unless the whole thing's a fake. Which it might be. Anyway, our point is that nothing says 'I love you dad' more than a sexually graphic video potentially starring a naked pop star who, quite soon after filming, will be beaten within an inch of her life.

There Might Be A Rihanna/ Chris Brown Sex Tape, Upsettingly Upset when Octomom turned down her porno because you can only get off by watching horrifying things? Then this is your lucky day! Apparently the one thing worse than seeing a tape of a new mother having sex with eight men for cash - a tape of Rihanna and Chris Brown having sex with each other - actually exists and could be put onto the internet at any point. Appalling, sure, but at the least the Rihanna sex tape might show us what Rihanna can see in Chris Brown, because it can't be his manners. Or his voice. Or his stupid face.