You’re Rihanna, and you’ve just got back with your boyfriend after he apparently hit and threatened to kill you.
What happens next? Well, it’s obvious. You bash out a deal with him whereby you get £7 million if he ever does it again. That’s apparently the deal that Rihanna has struck with Chris Brown, if reports are to be believed. Personally we’d have stuck out for a ‘stop releasing your bad records’ clause, but it was Rihanna’s choice.
Incidentally, Rihanna plans to release her next single – entitled Hey Chris Brown, You’re A Pansy With A Minuscule Penis – in the summer.
