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Rihanna’s NYFW Show Was Diverse AF

September 16th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Leave it to Rihanna to put together the most talked about show at New York Fashion Week. Rihanna put together a show for her SAVAGExFENTY lingerie line, and while it featured fashion week staples like Bella and Gigi Hadid, the show more importantly featured women of various shapes, sizes, skin colors, and even two pregnant models!

While NYFW typically only displays one body type, Rihanna proved that her lingerie line really is for everyone, and it was pretty much fire (so fire, that pregnant model Slick Woods was actually in labor when she walked in the show. Talk about bad ass).

Rihanna Claps Back at Snapchat for Being Dumb AF

March 17th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I love social media and apps and all that shit, but I’ve always hated Snapchat. I hate all the stupid filters and I hate people who use Snapchat filters as their profile pictures or in “selifes” because, bitch, you don’t look anything like that. Needless to say, I do not have Snapchat.

Rihanna called Snapchat out this week, but unlike me, she did it for more serious reasons than hating girls that constantly making themselves look like puppies on the internet because of this stupid fucking app.

The Grammys Were Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good

January 29th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Music awards shows have been letting me down for years by being boring af, so I was legit shocked when last night’s Grammys entertained the hell out of me. Queen SZA lost Best New Artist to that teenage girl who goes to parties so she can complain abut how lame parties are, Alessia Cara, but overall the whole thing was great.

I have no intention on running through all the winners because that’s not really how I run this shit, but I am going to share some of my fave moments with you! In case you hadn’t notice, this whole blogging thing has become pure self-indulgence for me.

Lisa Bonet Nude – See the Cosby Show Star Naked! (23 PICS)

We’re totally jealous of Lisa Bonet. She ages incredibly well. She’s 21 years older than her daughter Zoe Kravitz and they practically look like sisters. Must be her excellent half-black and half-Jewish genes.

Best known for her role as Denise Huxtable in The Cosby Show, Bonet was born in San Francisco. Her dad was a an opera singer and her Jewish mom was a school teacher.

She attended acting school and participated in several beauty pageants before being selected for The Cosby Show and the spin-off series A Different World.

Don’t you think she looks a lot like Rihanna in the video below?

5 Celebrity Stories I Wish I Was Writing

May 16th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

You guys have probably noticed that I haven’t been blogging as much this past month (or maybe you haven’t, who knows?). Part of this is because I was on a sweet Disney vacation with my family for almost two weeks, the other part is that celebrity gossip has gotten boring af.

Back in my day (2003-2009?), everyone was partying too hard, having meltdowns, addicted to drugs and alcohol, dropping sex tapes, picking up eating disorders, having affairs, banging each others exes, and I’m legit just referring to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

Drake Has Multiple Baby Mama Dramas

May 4th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

For years, we’ve all been assuming that Drake is the soft-hearted, cry-baby of rap music who pines solely for Rihanna and has too many feelings; however, as of late, it’s starting to seem like Drake is a shady rap horn dog who will bareback any lady who compliments his performance as Jimmy Brooks in Degrassi.

Just last week, a stripper named Layla Lace called Drake out for getting her pregnant then turning into an asshole, now a porn actress (I can’t say porn star anymore, because these are different times), named Sophie Brussaux is claiming the rapper knocked her up, and he isn’t exactly denying it.

Only Rihanna Gets That the MET Gala Has A Theme

May 2nd, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The MET Costume Gala is this super fancy costume party that happens in New York every year and is always full of fancy celebrities looking fancy. The only problem being 90% of the celebrities who attend seem to forget that it IS a costume party with a theme.

The MET Ball always has a theme for people to dress up according to, but most of the time everyone just overlooks that and puts on something to make them look pretty and sexy, because fuck a themed costume party, right? The only bitch who seems to actually read the invitation to this thing every year and make note of the theme is Rihanna.

10 Celebrity Feminists that SHOCKINGLY Have Breasts!!!

March 7th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, the super educated, talented, intelligent, beautiful actress, Emma Watson, recently posed for Vanity Fair magazine to pimp out her new beastiality meets Stockholm syndrome flick, Beauty and the Beast.

Inside the magazine, Emma poses for some pics showing some side and underboob and for some reason people are losing their damn minds and coming at her for posing topless while claiming to be feminist. Jesus take the wheel here with me today…

10 Times Rihanna was the Most Relatable Popstar on the Planet

February 21st, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, as some of you might already know, yesterday was Rihanna’s 29th birthday. A lot of celebs reached out wishing her a happy birthday, including Drake who stopped his concert in Dublin to do it, thus confusing me even more about their goddamn relationship.

However, I wanted to do something a little special for RiRi’s birthday as well. Sure, she can be a bit out there sometimes, but I think we learned something really important at this year’s Grammys: while Taylor Swift is an uppity, holier than thou, squad leader bitch, and Beyoncé is some sort of untouchable pretentious Goddess (still love you though, Bey), Rihanna, who spent the Grammys dancing with her flask, is probably the realest bitch in the music industry.

Stuff that Happened at the Grammys 2017

February 13th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So the Grammys happened last night and no one gave less of a shit than me. Well, except for maybe Frank Ocean. As I said in my previous post, I haven’t really cared much about the Grammys since 1999, but as a highly professional celebrity blogger, I’m going to write about them anyway.

For the most part, the Grammys weren’t SUPER political, but that being said, politics were obviously present. That’s just the world we’re going to live in for a while; awards shows are going to be angry and political. However, aside from Katy Perry’s political performance of her shitty new song, other stuff happened at the Grammys! Here’s a rundown.