You know She Bangs By Ricky Martin? Its full title was She Bangs, Although That’s Not Strictly Based On First-Hand Experience.

Because Ricky Martin is gay. We know that might come as a shock to some of you – like the ones among you who don’t have eyes, the ones among you who don’t have ears and the ones among you who have been inexplicably confusing Ricky Martin with Jeremy Clarkson for the last 15 years – but it’s true.

Ricky Martin came out on his website yesterday, proclaiming that he is a ‘fortunate homosexual man’. Still, at least Ricky Martin won’t have to worry how his fans will react to this news. Not because they’re all open-minded and progressive, you understand, but because technically he hasn’t been famous for about a decade.