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Apparently Pamela Anderson is a Serial Baby Killer

March 18th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Pamela Anderson has been called many things during her 20+ years of fame: plastic, sex goddess, floozy, ignorant, tramp, hot mess, etc. However, her soon-to-be ex-again, Rick Salomon, has really taken the cake when it comes to Pamela Anderson name calling. Salomon recently made a ton of accusations against Anderson and he legitimately called her a “serial baby killer”.

Apparently the Queen of Peta bullshit has a real fucked up abortion fetish. Now, I’m not talking about the kind of woman who gets pregnant by accident and chooses abortion because she knows that’s for the best, because that shit happens and it’s awful. No, Pam allegedly gets pregnant ON purpose so she can have an abortion! I’d say this was some obvious bullshit if it weren’t for the fact that Rick isn’t the first Pammy ex to make this claim.

Pamela Anderson is Really Decisive With Relationships

September 5th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Pamela Anderson might be a grown ass woman in her forties, but for as long as I can remember (which is probably as long as she’s been relevant), her love life has been more like a goddamn teenage girls. Bitch jumps the gun and files for divorce before she’s actually over somebody all the fucking time, and it’s proven to be no different with third husband, Rick Salomon.

Pammy married Rick in late 2007, then got an annulment in early 2008. They remarried in 2014, and a few months later BAM! She filed for divorce again. But, being Pamela Anderson, the type of woman who never truly gets over any of the dick she’s ridden, Pam has decided “Nah, Imma keep grinding on Paris Hilton and Shannon Doherty’s former slam piece for just a little longer.”

The Top 10 Celebrity Sex Tapes of All Time

October 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Celebrities are filmed all the damn time: movies, tv shows, music videos, paparazzi; you’d think that when they’re home alone they’d like to have the cameras off them for a bit. Well, if you thought that you thought WRONG! Celebs are just like us regular folk sometimes and you know what regular folk love? Watching themselves bang.

I was trying to think of a new list to do, and my friend, Andrew, suggested celebrity sex tapes, and I’m pretty amazed I didn’t think of this before because I went through a few years where I was straight up obsessed with celebrity sex tapes (don’t you judge me). Though there are actually many, here are the top ten most memorable and worth having a watch.

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Pamela Anderson’s Married So Many Guys, She’s Doubling Back On Herself

January 13th, 2014 By Rhiannon Davies

Brace yourselves, this one might take some getting used to. Pamela Anderson has actually managed to keep some part of her private life…private.?

Forget Tila Tequila, the original president of the exclusive ‘Two Sex Tapes’ club quietly remarried Rick Salomon over the holidays and we are two whole weeks into 2014, still ?with no sign of physical proof that they’ve consummated their love! Wonders never cease, guys.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee – Together At Last! Again. Again. Again.

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Pamela Anderson seems to wish she could return to the past – to a time before hepatitis, miscarriage, divorce, Rick Salomon and definitely, definitely before Kid Rock. The whole world wants to return to that particular time.

But the particular time she seems to want to return to is the one where a drummer from a bit of a crap, over-hyped band who likes to get his junk out on stage gets to stick it to her on a regular basis.

Yes, kids, Pamela Anderson is back with Tommy Lee.

Pamela Anderson’s Stupid Marriage Officially Never Existed

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Praise be to the heavens above – Pamela Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon has been officially annulled.

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon managed just over two months of happy marriage before they separated, which we think could be a record for both of them. We're sure they're very proud, either way.

And it was a smart move for Pamela Anderson to choose an annulment over a divorce, because legally it means the marriage never existed. And that means that the next time Pamela Anderson short-sightedly stumbles into a marriage with a vastly unsuitable man, she'll only be a double-divorcee instead of a triple. That third one would have put all kinds of men off.

Pamela Anderson Calls Her Entire Marriage A Fraud

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

All Pamela Anderson wants from life is true love, preferably true love that ends after a couple of months and makes her look a bit foolish in retrospect.

And, God bless her, that's exactly what Pamela Anderson got with Rick Salomon – the man who she married, split up with, possibly got pregnant by, got back together with and is now seeking annulment from.

Now it turns out that Pamela Anderson has cited 'fraud' to end her marriage to Rick Salomon. Now, you should remember that there are only a limited number of grounds for annulment and Pamela Anderson probably checked the 'fraud' box not because she'd literally been defrauded, but because there wasn't a more accurate explanation available to her, like 'I'm an emotionally-backwards airhead dicksplat.'

Most Shockingest Thing Ever: Pamela Anderson Wants To Dump Her Husband

March 31st, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

Pamela Anderson. The woman has such good intentions, you know. She’s always picking up random men from the grubby trashy loser pound and marrying them, only to have each marriage fail miserably.

We hate to tell you this, Pam, but you just gotta let some of those strays be put down, honey. We’ve had to do the same thing with several of Paris Hilton’s boyfriends. Just gotta let them go…

But now, Pamela Anderson finds herself doing the failed marriage thing again with that Rick Salomon guy she married. No, wait. Scratch that. She’s just getting an annulment this time,not a divorce. Oh, okay then. That’s much better.

Pamela Anderson: Now Not As Pregnant As Hoped

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Stop, stop, stop – take the bunting down, unwrap the Larry The Hepatitis Monkey toy you've just bought, because Pamela Anderson isn't pregnant.

Yes, we know we just said that Pamela Anderson was pregnant, but that's because we thought she was and, well, the thought of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon's genes colliding to create an unborn baby with the potential to become an internet sex tape Olympian was just too darn exciting.

Pamela Anderson's blog, you see, has the word 'no' written on it. Twice. So that's another hope of ours dashed.

Pamela Anderson: Not As Infertile As Hoped

March 31st, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

You gotta hand it to Pamela Anderson, folks.

Why, you ask? Because Pamela Anderson has an uncanny knack for being dysfunctional enough to keep herself in the media, but not enough to paint her face like a clown and die of drugs, or have to pee in a cup for a judge and get her kids taken away. She’s classy, alright.

And now she’s stepped it up a notch. Pamela Anderson is reportedly pregnant with her latest find of a pervert husband, Rick Salomon, which makes sense because daddy’s got to have an heir to his illustrious sex-tape fortune.