“The Earth will tremble with terrible Quaking, sulphorous Ffires will consumeth the Living, and nightmarish Beasts of all persuasion shall stalk the Barren Plains. Oh, and verily shallt Richard and Judy be cast off the telly.”
Nostradamus there, from one of his lesser known tracts describing the End of Times. Well, don’t go making any plans for your holidays this year, because the twin colossi of televisual babyfood have called it a day. So expect endless earthquakes, and the whole of France to be consumed by lava any time soon.
Not all bad news, then.
