Articles tagged with: Rex
Big Brother Betting Odds: Mikey To Win?
Splitting Big Brother into heaven and hell seems to have done the trick - we haven't heard this much whinging from the Big Brother housemates since, dunno, three days ago or something. The latest fate to befall the Big Brother housemates trapped in hell is that they have to peel a great big pile of onions if they want to nominate anyone this week. Obviously this task was designed to make the housemates smell funny and cry, which is ironic because - thanks to the way we crap ourselves and weep every time we have to watch Big Brother - we know exactly how they feel. Who'll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Lisa, Rachel, Stuart, Rex and Mikey, with help from Paddy Power...
Big Brother Betting Odds: Belinda Booted Out Tonight?
Tonight on Big Brother either Rex or Belinda will be evicted. We know that already - but what on Earth is this? Everyone on Big Brother is getting really ill. They're either bed-bound or collapsing or struck with crippling diarrhea. It's brilliant! Imagine how many more people would watch Big Brother if a different virus was released into the house each week. Or, better yet, some sort of toxic nerve agent. Get on it, Channel 4. Anyway, here are the Big Brother betting odds for Belinda's eviction, with help from Paddy Power...
Big Brother Betting Odds: Rex Going Tomorrow?
Tomorrow either Rex or Belinda will be evicted from the Big Brother house, and who goes depends on how arsed you can be to actually vote for either of them. But why vote? All you're doing is putting money directly into Davina McCall's hairdressing fund. No, it's a much better idea to bet on the Big Brother eviction. At least that way you stand to gain something from Big Brother other than a headache and a mild sense of self-loathing. Belinda's betting odds come tomorrow, but for now here are the Big Brother betting odds for Rex's eviction, with help from Paddy Power...
Big Brother Betting Odds: Rachel To Win?
It's taken over a month, but Big Brother has started to do what it does best - dividing the Big Brother housemates into squabbling groups of idiots. This week, you see, is Big Brother's Heaven and Hell week, where the Big Brother housemates will be divided up and made to experience the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. Well, OK, maybe not the lowest of lows - they're hardly likely to be forced to watch Big Brother, are they? Here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Stuart, Rex, Lisa, Rachel and Mikey, with help from Paddy Power...
Big Brother Betting Odds: Mario & Bex Up, Darnell To Win?
On Friday, Big Brother will either lose an odd-faced self-important shrieker with gigantic boobs, or Rebecca. That's because Mario is also up for eviction. Ha! Do you see what we did there? We are clever. But anyway, yes, it's been announced that Mario and Rebecca have been nominated for Big Brother eviction, and for once we're torn about who we want to go. Oh, can't we just humanely gas them both? We'll come to the Big Brother eviction odds tomorrow, but for now we'd better finish up our weekly look at the Big Brother betting odds to win for Mikey, Rex, Luke, Darnell and Kat, with help from Paddy Power...
Big Brother Betting Odds: Rex Out Tomorrow?
Tomorrow's Big Brother eviction is going to be a Rex Vs Jennifer showdown - which one do you like most? No, wait, we phrased that wrong - we meant 'which one would you be slightly more hesitant about punching to the ground?' because, let's face it, neither of them are exactly likeable, are they? And anyway, what's with this whole 'normal Big Brother eviction process' thing? Surely it's that time of week where a Big Brother housemate is removed for being wildly threatening and the eviction is put in jeopardy? Isn't that how it works this season? Anyway, here are the Big Brother betting odds for Rex to be evicted, with help from Paddy Power...
Big Brother Betting Odds: Rebecca To Win?
This is our fourth year of covering Big Brother, and we've come to discover that Big Brother always hits its stride a month in. And this year is a textbook example of that. Why? Because it usually takes a month to realise that everyone in the Big Brother house is a hugely disagreeable pooflap of the highest order. Look at what's going on now, for example. Darnell doesn't like Rebecca; Rebecca doesn't like Rachel and Kat; Jennifer doesn't like Mohamed, Dale doesn't like Mohamed, Dale doesn't like Stuart, nobody at all likes Mario. And long may it continue, we say. Until they're all dead, if that's possible. But someone has to win Big Brother, so who's it going to be? Here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Rex, Mario, Mohamed and Rebecca, with help from Paddy Power...
Big Brother Betting Odds: Mohamed & Sylvia Up, Stuart To Win?
It's been all go in the Big Brother house lately. OK, not all go. Partly go. Barely go. Look, Big Brother's on. Isn't that enough? What's been happening in the world of Big Brother so far? Well, new boy Stuart continues to make waves by looking a bit like a vinyl sex doll and getting Sylvia all sad because he doesn't want to jam his tongue into her gob quite as much as she wants to with him. Speaking of tongues - Mario and Lisa, stop it now. Just stop it. Watching you play Spin The Bottle recently was like watching a hungry dog gnaw the face off its dead owner. It's horrible. Stop it. Anyway, Mohamed and Sylvia are up for Big Brother eviction this week, but we'll get to that in due time. Meanwhile, here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed, Dale, Rex, Stuart and Rebecca, with help from Paddy Power...
