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Big Brother Betting Odds – Stuart to Go, Mikey to Win?

by hecklerspray staff

The housemates have spoken and it’s Stuart and Rachel up for eviction this week – let’s hope Stuart at least tries to rise to the challenge this time around. Last week he couldn’t really be bothered – but then Dale was easy meat, it was obvious he was going from the word go. But Rachel [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds – Newly Baldy Mikey to Win?

by hecklerspray staff

So after last week’s yawn fest, when Dale and Stuart fought out the most boring eviction ever, let’s hope some spice returns to the Big Brother house. It was a bold move by Big Brother yesterday, who asked for the housemates to fill a jar with hair. And it was an even bolder Mikey who [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds – Dale Out? Most Likely, Yes

by hecklerspray staff

No change then. Dale and Stuart are just as boring as they were yesterday – and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that… Thank God for Rex and Nicole. At least their arguments are keeping things interesting while the dullest eviction ever is played out. While we’re waiting [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Is Mikey Really Going To Win?

by hecklerspray staff

The child comedian Luke has left the house and there is a void to be filled. Whoever steps up and takes his starring role may be a good bet for this year’s BB title. Luke was an early favourite when the show began, but he slowly became a hate figure for the viewers and once [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Dale Out Tonight?

by Stuart Heritage

Nine housemates face eviction from Big Brother tonight, and Sara isn’t one of them. Seriously, why even bother?

Instead, the Big Brother housemates who will all be holding their sphincters in as tightly as possible at about 10:30 tonight are Kat, Darnell, Dale, Stuart, Maysoon, Mohamed, Luke, Rex and Rachel. One of them has to go. We know. Just one. Life sucks, doesn’t it?

So, in the absence of actual eviction betting odds, here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Luke, Dale, Rachel, Rex and Stuart for you to work backwards with, courtesy of Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Can Rachel Win?

by Stuart Heritage

Big news in the Big Brother house! Wait, did we say ‘big news’? We meant ‘no news’. No news in the Big Brother house!

Probably the most exciting thing to happen on Big Brother is the fact that the heavenly housemates have been watching the hell housemates’ Big Brother intro videos. So basically it’s taken over 50 days for them to work out what we’ve all known from day one – that they’re all a bunch of stinking ninnies.

So who’ll win Big Brother this year? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Stuart, Rachel, Mikey and Rex, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Mikey To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

Splitting Big Brother into heaven and hell seems to have done the trick – we haven’t heard this much whinging from the Big Brother housemates since, dunno, three days ago or something.

The latest fate to befall the Big Brother housemates trapped in hell is that they have to peel a great big pile of onions if they want to nominate anyone this week. Obviously this task was designed to make the housemates smell funny and cry, which is ironic because – thanks to the way we crap ourselves and weep every time we have to watch Big Brother – we know exactly how they feel.

Who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Lisa, Rachel, Stuart, Rex and Mikey, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Belinda Booted Out Tonight?

by Stuart Heritage

Tonight on Big Brother either Rex or Belinda will be evicted. We know that already – but what on Earth is this?

Everyone on Big Brother is getting really ill. They’re either bed-bound or collapsing or struck with crippling diarrhea. It’s brilliant! Imagine how many more people would watch Big Brother if a different virus was released into the house each week. Or, better yet, some sort of toxic nerve agent. Get on it, Channel 4.

Anyway, here are the Big Brother betting odds for Belinda’s eviction, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Rex Going Tomorrow?

by Stuart Heritage

Tomorrow either Rex or Belinda will be evicted from the Big Brother house, and who goes depends on how arsed you can be to actually vote for either of them.

But why vote? All you’re doing is putting money directly into Davina McCall’s hairdressing fund. No, it’s a much better idea to bet on the Big Brother eviction. At least that way you stand to gain something from Big Brother other than a headache and a mild sense of self-loathing.

Belinda’s betting odds come tomorrow, but for now here are the Big Brother betting odds for Rex’s eviction, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Rachel To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

It’s taken over a month, but Big Brother has started to do what it does best – dividing the Big Brother housemates into squabbling groups of idiots.

This week, you see, is Big Brother’s Heaven and Hell week, where the Big Brother housemates will be divided up and made to experience the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. Well, OK, maybe not the lowest of lows – they’re hardly likely to be forced to watch Big Brother, are they?

Here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Stuart, Rex, Lisa, Rachel and Mikey, with help from Paddy Power…

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