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Big Brother Betting Odds: Ends Tomorrow, Rex Or Sara To Win?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

We don’t know about you, but the reality that Big Brother finishes tomorrow has just hit home – time for the traditional panic attacks to start, then.

Our minds are racing so fast. Like, what are we going to do when Big Brother finishes? Spend more time with friends and family? Go outside? Stay inside and watch a TV show that we actually want to watch? Quick, someone get us a paper bag to pant into!

But with the Big Brother finale out of the way, do we have any idea who’s going to win? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Rex and Sara, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds: Nicole Out, Lisa Engaged, Rex To Win?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Crikey, is Big Brother still on? It is? Why, that must mean we’re being punished for something. Sorry. A million times sorry.

Anyway, what’s happened on Big Brother this weekend? Nicole got evicted which is good, because it means that the most annoying woman on the television has automatically reverted back to Jeremy Kyle; and Lisa got engaged to Mario, which is bad because it meant that Mario was back on TV and we promised ourselves that we’d cut our eyes out if that ever happened again. Thank heavens for braille keyboards, eh?

So who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed, Sara, Rex and Kat, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds – Last Time We Have to Say it: Nicole Out, Please.

March 25th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Well, it’s the day of evictions once again and we can’t wait to see what reaction Nicole will get.

Okay so technically she hasn’t been booted out yet, but if she doesn’t go then we won’t be happy and we’ll blame everyone in the country – nay – the world for letting us down. It has to make the most sense anyway – Nicole‘s an arse, whereas Sara‘s hot and Lisa‘s comically insane – there’s no point in keeping the spoiled brat.

If you do want to risk some money, or make very little back from a huge bet, feel free to make your way to Paddy Power and check out their latest odds.

Big Brother Betting Odds – Nicole Out Tomorrow, Please. We’re Not Joking.

March 25th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

It’s every woman for herself in the Big Brother house this week with outsiders Nicole and Sara up against one of the front-runners Lisa.

There’s no Kat fight and welsh teacher Rachel has survived Lisa‘s scornful looks for another week – but for the other three, it’s claws out, let the bitch fest begin.

So who will be trying to avoid that up-skirt shot (or not, as the case may be with Sara and Nicole) as they climb the BB steps to instant, bright-burning but inevitably short-lived 15 minutes of fame?

One of Lisa, Sarah or Nicole will be ousted – and about time, too. If we could get them all out, we would. The public will decide, of course – and the least favourite housemate will be thrust into the limelight and onto Davina’s couch on Friday. Check with Paddy Power to see how your decision can help net you a bit of cash too.

Big Brother Betting Odds – Can We Get Rid of Nicole Now, Please?

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

So there’s a three-way in the Big Brother house this week – one of Sara, Lisa or Nicole will be flushed away on Friday night, as this BB game heats up.

They are all nomination virgins of course, so whichever leaves, it’s going to hurt. However, there may be some relief for Nicole if she gets evicted. At least she won’t have to put up with her arsehole boyfriend Rex anymore.

Tomorrow we’ll take a look at the favourites for the chop – but today let’s have another look those still in the running for the big cash prize, as laid down by Paddy Power. Kerching!

Big Brother Betting Odds – Caeser/Rex Hybrid Spotted in the House

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

So Rex’s reign of tyranny continues in the newly re-named ‘Rex and Nicole Show’.

Seriously though, how much more of their interminable bickering and childish arguments can the nation put up with? They are a microcosm of every bad facet of every bad relationship anyone has ever had in the history of man. The fact that Nicole believes Rex had a two day sex and alcohol fuelled sex-a-thon with a Vegas stripper doesn’t seem to be helping her relax too much either.

The housemates were asked to make Roman chewing gum mosaics of their newly crowned leader, Caesar Rex as part of the day’s task. The housemates who made the best one would receive a prize, which obviously led to numerous jibes about, ‘oh I wonder who will win?’ Nicole and Sara maybe? HMMMM? To which Caesar decreed, “Look, I’m not going to do a Rachel…” then, obviously, did a Rachel and chose his girlfriend and his favourite Aussie to enjoy the special prize, which was a plate of MEAT. CLASS.

So how has this all affected the other housemates standing in the eyes of the public and our wonderful friends at Paddy Power?

Big Brother Betting Odds – Stu’s Gone, Mikey’s Still Favourite

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

Stuart finally got his “wish” this weekend and became the ninth person to be evicted from the ever dwindling Big Brother house.

The soon to be front cover model of every Heat magazine for the rest of eternity received a mixed reaction from the crowd, shrill screams of affection from the moist army of girls in the audience and begrudging boos from the boys. However, special mention has to go to Stu for his ill-advised yet hilarious attempt at crowd surfing: jump, crowd parts in confusion and hit the floor. Textbook.

Housemates fought in the battle of the century for this week’s much coveted and strategically invaluable Head of House(tm) title. Well, they stood still for around 20 minutes painted as various famous statues until it came down to Mo and Rex. Rex took the title by being the best at being still for the longest amount of time; after all he can do literally anything he sets his mind to.

So with Rex as the new head of house how does that shape the dynamics for the other housemates, will his ever changing sociopathic tendencies shine though even more, will he finally argue at Nicole long enough about NOTHING to push her before she jumps and will Mikey obey his new ginger master? As always, Paddy Power have their say on the matter.

Big Brother Betting Odds – Stu Out Tonight, Mikey Still on to Win?

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

So it’s between Stuart and Rachel tonight – hardly a heavyweight contest, is it? It should only go one way.

Stu should be climbing the steps before the night is out and here’s hoping Rex will be thoroughly confused by the whole thing.

Rachel‘s tears over the dead goldfish – and Nicole‘s laughter at her reaction showed them both up for what they are.

Okay, so tears over a dead goldfish do seem slightly over the top – but Nicole’s smug ‘she’s crying over the goldfish’, snigger, snigger signposted the bitch for what she is.

Stuart wants to go, of course, He’ll be pleased as punch if he walks tonight. But the house will have to realise that Rachel is a real contender this time around.

So, with time slowly running out – who do Paddy Power think is still in the frame for the title this year?

Big Brother Betting Odds – Has Rachel Hurt Her Chances?

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

Big Brother has got all sporty – and suddenly Stuart has woken up from his slumber. Rachel however has become all sulky and could be preparing for her final day.

But she looks odds on to be wrong – and it will be beefcake Stuart who athletically tackles those steps to freedom tomorrow, finally leaving the house and getting what he wants so badly.

It’s not just the Olympics that could be worth a flutter though, and our pals at Paddy Power have all the betting odds you would ever need for Big Brother.

Big Brother Betting Odds – Stuart’s Trying to be Fun, But Will He be Able to Stay?

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

Water, water everywhere – and Mikey’s splashing it about. Thank you Mikey for livening up the house with your small-yellow-duck spraying antics. Some excitement at last.

And thank you too Mikey for winding up Rex – someone had to but only the bald, blind, slightly mental Scot had the balls. Or the duck and the jug.

And, excuse me, why is everyone getting so het up about a little bit of water? For God’s sake Kat, lighten up you sad little odd-bod. You fell asleep, deal with it. Rex – you fell asleep too: DEAL WITH IT YOU IDIOT.

Rex got quite riled: “You’re starting to annoy people with your little duck and your jug,” he yelled. Well Rex, you’re starting to annoy me with your mouth and your clingy blonde.

But in the midst of all these watering downs and ill-feeling, at least we can rely on Paddy Power to keep us up to speed on the latest Big Brother betting odds.