Articles tagged with: Reviews
Things aren't looking so great for Tom Cruise's big new comeback movie Valkyrie. Apparently a big action film about a one-eyed Tom Cruise trying to batter Hitler to death with a suitcase isn't all that. Who knew? However, Tom Cruise isn't going down without a fight. It's been claimed that staff at a radio station were offered a free screening of Valkyrie - at Tom Cruise's actual house - but only on the proviso that they all said that Valkyrie was a masterpiece, that Tom Cruise was a sexy virtuoso of acting and that Katie Holmes' dungeon actually didn't look that uncomfortable really.
New James Bond movie Quantum Of Solace faces an almost impossible task - could it be more well-received than Casino Royale? It's a tough job - because, as we all know, films don't get any better than overlong Bourne rip-offs about a man who cries blood when he's losing at cards - and it seems like it might have been too much of a tough job for Quantum Of Solace. Early reviews for Quantum of Solace are starting to trickle in, and they're all fairly scathing. But James Bond movies always tend to be a direct reaction against the previous one, so we can all relax. The follow-up to the emotionally bleak Quantum Of Solace - provisionally entitled Daniel Craig Punches A Laser-Shark In His Little Knickers - is sure to be a belter.
Last night at the O2 arena in London, something momentous happened - a bunch old men played some old songs and everyone wet themselves.
We're talking about Led Zeppelin, of course - last night marked the long-awaited, obscenely-anticipated, ticket website-melting Led Zeppelin comeback at the O2. But even though the band is now made up of Michael Winner, a curly-haired toby jug, a bank manager and someone's son, could Led Zeppelin match the hype? We've got a round-up of some of the best Led Zeppelin reviews from last night for you, saving you the trouble of wading through the foaming avalanche yourself.
Warning: the following article contains the phrase "Page dispensed powerchords like an aged Thor lobbing down thunderbolts for kicks." Seriously.
