It’s okay everybody, you can relax, there’s no more need to worry, Kevin Federline is fine.
We know, you were scared that K-Fed might be taken from us too soon, but we’re pleased to announce that all is well with Britney’s Baby Daddy and he didn’t actually suffer a heart attack that none of us would have cared about.
Federline was hospitalised earlier this week after he collapsed whilst filming a weight loss show in Australia, he was quickly rushed to hospital along with the paramedics who had initially tried to lift him onto the stretcher.
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As the world knows all too well – there are certain words that are just off limits. There’s the N-Word, obviously. And there’s the big C, which we’ve been informed on several occasions we cannot use around camel-toed women.
You can say cunt around female atheists though. It’s because they have no soul. Other words that’ll draw a hush are queef, fag, piss, dick lips & “Everybody on the ground! You know what this is!”
Well Jennifer Aniston is said to have recently used the word ‘Retard’ on Live with Regis & Kelly. It’s got her in a lot of heat right now – but in her defense – how is it fair that she’s the only one on set not allowed to refer to Philbin by his most popular nickname?
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Well it certainly took long enough but The Dark Knight has finally fallen, to the might of Tropic Thunder and its wall of controversy.
While we all thought we would have to live in a world where no other films would ever get anywhere near The Dark Knight – a world where daily recitals of The Joker’s best speeches were made to be recited every morning in our schools, where every car is replaced with a Batmobile and where Morgan Freeman is elected King of Everything (with Christian Bale as his alleged muscle, obviously) – we have been proven wrong.
We worried for a while, but fortunately the ‘Greatest Film of All Time(tm)’ has been dethroned by Ben Stiller, Jack Black and a blacked-up Robert Downey Jr. And it’s sure to make the latter quite happy about it.
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