Articles tagged with: Restaurant
Remember that reality TV show which was a bit like The Apprentice but focused on the contestants’ restaurant-owning acumen rather than the art of arse-kissing Alan Sugar called The Restaurant? Well it is back for a third series.
That’s right, Raymond Blanc is returning to judge nine couples who think that they can run an eatery because they once threw a successful dinner party so they can join him in restaurant running Disneyland. However this time Raymond says, “This year will be survival of the fittest. I am not looking for dreamers, I want to see couples with fresh ideas and a partnership that will flourish under pressure.” He says that every time, though, doesn’t he?
We've literally spent months dreaming about becoming Miss Teen Louisiana USA, so we can't tell you how miffed we are at Lindsey Evans. Not only did 18-year-old Lindsey Evans snatch the title of Miss Teen Louisiana USA from under our noses - we knew we should have shaved our bum for the swimsuit round! - but she's also gone and squandered it by allegedly running away from a restaurant without paying, and getting dethroned as Miss Teen Louisiana USA as a result. It's a shocking development. After all, everyone knows that beauty queens only get dethroned when they act like gigantic sluts and take naked pretend-lesbian photos of themselves for the internet. True, police did find a small bag of marijuana in Lindsey Evans' possession, but that hardly makes up for anything. What we're basically saying is that Lindsey Evans should be more of a slutty lesbian. And possibly invest in a dildo.
Kanye West seems to be continuing in his quest to win at everything forever. Not content with taking the world of music by storm, the world of blogging by monsoon, the world of being cool by tsunami and the world of producing by... drizzle... Kanye West is now moving on to the world of making people fat by feeding them fried patties of ground up cow-knees. Not personally, of course - that would be surreal. No, Kanye is merely opening ten Fatburger fast food joints around Chicago, rather than actually serving all who walk through their doors with his priceless smile and boundless arrogance. And a burger.
It doesn't take a lot to make Donald Trump angry. In fact, that last sentence alone has probably got Donald Trump knotted up in a frenzy of finger-jabbing and spittle-splattering.
And the problem is getting so bad that Donald Trump is even getting angry about stuff that's actually quite nice. For example, a Santa Monica restaurant has been claiming that Donald Trump swanned in on Monday, gobbled down $80 of food and then left a $10,000 tip. Nothing wrong with that you might think, it makes Donald Trump look like a kindly old man instead of a bellowing overbearing caricature for once, but Donald Trump has responded to the story with such moronic anger that you'd have thought that Rosie O'Donnell was the head chef.
