Articles tagged with: Resign
John Sergeant Resigns From Strictly Come Dancing In A Strop
For weeks now, the British public have been keeping John Sergeant in Strictly Come Dancing for one reason and one reason alone. And that's because he's old, fat, sweats a lot and when he dances he looks like a man who's been dipped him in chip fat, plonked on an ice rink and had bullets fired at his shins. But regardless of that, John Sergeant had secured the public Strictly Come Dancing vote, much to the dismay of the judges and his fellow dancers. But now John Sergeant has decided to fall on his sword. Not literally - although if you did give John Sergeant a sword and tell him to perform a dance with it he'd probably fall on it by accident and end up squirting pints of his guts into Tess Daly's eye. What we mean is that John Sergeant has chosen to resign from Strictly Come Dancing.
For weeks now, the British public have been keeping John Sergeant in Strictly Come Dancing for one reason and one reason alone. And that's because he's old, fat, sweats a lot and when he dances he looks like a man who's been dipped him in chip fat, plonked on an ice rink and had bullets fired at his shins. But regardless of that, John Sergeant had secured the public Strictly Come Dancing vote, much to the dismay of the judges and his fellow dancers. But now John Sergeant has decided to fall on his sword. Not literally - although if you did give John Sergeant a sword and tell him to perform a dance with it he'd probably fall on it by accident and end up squirting pints of his guts into Tess Daly's eye. What we mean is that John Sergeant has chosen to resign from Strictly Come Dancing.
Howard Stern’s Fat Friend Wigs Out & Resigns On Air
We've always said that the problem with radio is that not enough fat people get violently angry and try to attack people on air. So god bless Howard Stern's tubby and slightly psychotic-seeming sidekick Artie Lange for having an honestly disturbing argument with his assistant, before apparently trying to attack him and then resigning, all live on air. It's what we've wanted to happen to Chris Moyles for years. Hats off to you, Artie Lange, you crazy, crazy bastard. And, yes, we've got the whole of Artie Lange's berserkoid meltdown after the jump.
We've always said that the problem with radio is that not enough fat people get violently angry and try to attack people on air. So god bless Howard Stern's tubby and slightly psychotic-seeming sidekick Artie Lange for having an honestly disturbing argument with his assistant, before apparently trying to attack him and then resigning, all live on air. It's what we've wanted to happen to Chris Moyles for years. Hats off to you, Artie Lange, you crazy, crazy bastard. And, yes, we've got the whole of Artie Lange's berserkoid meltdown after the jump.
