Articles tagged with: reporter
Forget bloating stomachs and tender boobies - the only way we'll ever know if Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins or not is if reporters start getting arrested near her house.
What's that? A reporter has been arrested near Angelina Jolie's house? Then the prophesies are true - Angelina Jolie is going to be a mother again!
Either that or she and Brad Pitt just enjoy trying to lock up anyone who tries to get too close to them for free. But, screw it, let's just go with the pregnancy thing.
To have a successful TV talk show you tend to need a niche - Oprah has her self-help, Jerry Springer has his confrontations and Maury has his berserkoid ADD DNA tests - but none of them angrily blow up teenage girls. That's where Montel Williams steps in, though. Although Montel Williams has plenty of his own niches already - like being the only highly-decorated military talk show host, and the only occasionally-suicidal multiple sclerosis-suffering talk show host - he's now also the only talk show host who, when asked interview questions he doesn't like by teenage newspaper interns, screams "I'm a big star, and I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up!" at them, before realising he's made a bit of a fool out of himself and apologising, which he's just done. But at least it's a step up from Montel Williams' other niche - being the talk show host who looks most like Ming The Merciless.
