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David Hasselhoff Gets Part Of His Face Removed
David Hasselhoff is having a rough week - not only did he lose a load of stuff in his his divorce settlement, but now he's lost part of his own face, too. It's been reported that David Hasselhoff has just been released from hospital after having something removed from just above his eye. While nobody around David Hasselhoff has revealed exactly what was removed, chances are it was either his over-inflated sense of self worth or the part of his brain that genuinely believes he's a well-respected pop star. Oh that's sick. David Hasselhoff might be seriously ill, you disgusting bastards. You're going to hell for thinking of something as disgusting as that, we'll make sure of it.
David Hasselhoff is having a rough week - not only did he lose a load of stuff in his his divorce settlement, but now he's lost part of his own face, too. It's been reported that David Hasselhoff has just been released from hospital after having something removed from just above his eye. While nobody around David Hasselhoff has revealed exactly what was removed, chances are it was either his over-inflated sense of self worth or the part of his brain that genuinely believes he's a well-respected pop star. Oh that's sick. David Hasselhoff might be seriously ill, you disgusting bastards. You're going to hell for thinking of something as disgusting as that, we'll make sure of it.
Cancerous Skin Is Relieved To Be Anderson Cooper-Free
If you are a regular reader of the powerful-to-the-45th-degree hecklerspray, you know you can confidently boast to your friends, family, and strange children to whom you offer candy, that you are an expert on crucial current events.
If you are a regular reader of the powerful-to-the-45th-degree hecklerspray, you know you can confidently boast to your friends, family, and strange children to whom you offer candy, that you are an expert on crucial current events. No need to bother with giant news conglomerates reporting on AIDS-ravished nations, terrorism, genocide, and so forth. Obviously, we all agree that it’s more important to know about festering disease growing on the skin famous persons, like the cancerous patch of skin recently removed from the face of CNN’s Anderson Cooper.
We are happy to report that preliminary reports suggest both Cooper and cancer are doing fine and resting peacefully. We hear that Will Smith and his wife Jada have already been to visit the cancerous patch and say it looks just like its father.
