Katherine Heigl Manages to Complain Even More Some people are just never happy now, are they? Especially when they're called Katherine Heigl, it would seem. For she who whines about everything in the world ever has seen fit to now whine about the thing that probably affects her worst of all. Yes, Katherine Heigl is complaining about Katherine Heigl. Not in the same way hecklerspray has complained though, oh no - Katherine doesn't like how she seems to have forgotten her religion, and she feels that she should be paying more attention to her spiritual side as a result. If paying attention to the Mormon belief system she was raised with means that she might actually shut up for once, then we're all for it. Maybe she'll learn to stop whining too? It does seem to be something that only a god could accomplish, after all.

Amir Kahn Is A Little Jahil Boy

What do you get if you cross a patriotic British boxing Muslim, a warped owl-faced England hating clerical Muslim, and a Tory MP?

You guessed it; 3 morons.

Let us begin with the warped, owl-faced England-hating clerical Muslim. His name's Omar Bakri Mohammed, he's estimated to be about 50 years old and comes from Syria. Omar, currently exiled in Lebanon after having been deported from the UK for being a rather naughty individual indeed - he once described the 9/11 hijackers as the 'Magnificent 19' (very funny, Omar, but the joke will be on you when you discover that 19 central characters is gonna be tough to cram into 120 pages of script; there's a reason why we in the west chose 7. Well, it was because we stole it off Kurosawa, but that's an entirely different matter, Omar, the point we're getting to follows shortly after these brackets) - has accused Amir Khan of being a prick, basically.