WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 11 March 2009
10 - Potentially the best, most hecklersprayish, vegetable-related website you'll ever read -
Welovevegetables 9 - 32 songs in eight minutes! Woo! -
Collegehumor 8 - Man fights kangaroo. Man wins -
Fox 7 - Forrest Gump in one minute. Also doubles as The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button in one minute -
Funnyordie 6 - Reese Witherspoon, Kiefer Sutherland and
Geri Halliwell - ...
Reese Withspoon Still All Like Boo Hoo Hoo About Her Divorce
Remember when Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe got divorced? No, no of course you don't remember. That'd be ridiculous. Nobody on the face of the planet - including the parents of both Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe - cares about Reese Witherspoon or Ryan Phillipe enough to retain the knowledge that they were even married, let alone that they got divorced.
And this has angered Reese Witherspoon. So much so that, three full years after her divorce, she's decided to open up about it to Elle magazine. If you won't read on, Reese's summary is roughly: "Blah blah blah whine moan blah."
Oscars Red Carpet Fashion: The Rubbish Non-Copyright Gallery
People only watch the Oscars for the red carpet fashion. This is because, deep down, everyone is a homosexual man. But that poses a problem for us. This massive preoccupation with Oscars red carpet fashion leaves hecklerspray a little bit hamstrung - we didn't send a photographer to the Oscars to take photos of the dresses, and we also don't have enough money to pay the big picture agencies to use their red carpet photos.
However, this problem can be overcome with a little imaginative thinking. So join us after the jump for the first ever hecklerspray red carpet non-copyright gallery.
Four Christmases Inexplicably Tops Weekend Box Office Again
People must like indentikit Vince Vaughn movies more than we thought - Four Christmases is still top of the weekend box office. It just goes to show - at this time of year, moviegoers like nothing more than to snuggle down and enjoy lighthearted festive japes starring two of America's most recognisable comic stars. That's why Four Christmases has topped the US weekend box office for the second week running.
Well, it's either that or because the most high-profile movie released on Friday was Punisher: War Zone, a film that looks as if it's almost aggressively bumhole. Either one's fine.
Reese Witherspoon: Vince Vaughn Isn’t An Unfunny Turdbag
One movie out this week is Four Christmases - the second part in Vince Vaughn's trilogy of inexplicably awful Christmas films. But Four Christmases isn't just any old inescapably terrible Vince Vaughn Christmas film. No, Four Christmases is the Christmas film where Vince Vaughn and his co-star
Reese Witherspoon apparently decided that they absolutely hated each other during filming, making the shoot a nightmare for everybody involved.
Except if you ask Reese Witherspoon about that, she'll tell you it's all hooey. Looking to dispel those rumours, Reese Witherspoon has come forward to say that she didn't hate Vince Vaughn at all, and that he's the funniest actor she's ever worked with. Reese should be careful what she says;
Jennifer Aniston once thought the same about Vince Vaughn and look what happened to her -
John Mayer. Gree.
Ryan Phillippe Gets All ‘Poor Me’ About Reese Witherspoon Divorce
Remember when Reese Witherspoon got divorced from Ryan Phillippe and everyone thought it was because he was boning that other girl?
Us too, but it turns out that everyone was wrong about it - because Ryan Phillippe has just been interviewed in W Magazine and he revealed that he was so cut up about divorcing his vastly more successful wife that he literally didn't get out of bed for five months.
Also, according to Ryan Phillippe, "an outside person can never cause a divorce." So, lads, remember to keep that argument in mind for when your wife catches you boning other women. We hear that one's watertight from a legal perspective.
Vince Vaughn Vs Reese Witherspoon: Fight!
Not content with making one shoddy Christmas movie in his lifetime, Vince Vaughn has signed up to star in forthcoming festive blockbuster Four Christmases with Reese Witherspoon - a woman who he's not exactly BFFs with.
It's been reported that Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon keep clashing on the set of Four Christmases, thanks to Reese's insistence that each scene is planned and perfected in advance being at direct odds with Vince Vaughn's preference to just roll up at the last minute and yammer stuff off the top of his head. One thing's for sure - Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn had better fall in line pretty quickly and decide whether they want Four Christmases to be hammy and overacted or lame and half-hearted, because if they're both pulling in different directions then the movie runs the very real risk of being neither of those things at all.