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Jessica Simpson Goes Country, Infuriates Some Rednecks
Now that Jessica Simpson's much-hyped acting career is lying twitching in the gutter, Jessica can now go back to her first love. No, wait - Jessica Simpson's first love is cacky reality TV shows that exploit her personal relationships with others, isn't it? OK, well in that case Jessica Simpson has gone back to her second love - music. And not just any music, either - Jessica Simpson has gone country, and she's marked the occasion with a concert at a festival in Wisconsin. But sadly, Jessica Simpson's country concert didn't go down well with the locals, who booed and jeered her for not being country enough. Now, if she'd have smashed her teeth up real bad and had sex with a blood relative beforehand, it would have been a different story altogether.
Now that Jessica Simpson's much-hyped acting career is lying twitching in the gutter, Jessica can now go back to her first love. No, wait - Jessica Simpson's first love is cacky reality TV shows that exploit her personal relationships with others, isn't it? OK, well in that case Jessica Simpson has gone back to her second love - music. And not just any music, either - Jessica Simpson has gone country, and she's marked the occasion with a concert at a festival in Wisconsin. But sadly, Jessica Simpson's country concert didn't go down well with the locals, who booed and jeered her for not being country enough. Now, if she'd have smashed her teeth up real bad and had sex with a blood relative beforehand, it would have been a different story altogether.
