Lights on, lights off.
Folded:
- Our redesign (radical)
- This clip of upcoming car wank-fest Fast and Furious (‘cos it’s, like, mental)
- Quantum of Solace on DVD (give it another chance. It’s short)
- Surrendering to Twitter (even dead people are using it now)
- Watchmen: The End is Nigh (simple Streets of Rage/Final Fight style fun)
Creased:
- Our redesign (er, radical)
- 1408 (this film is worse than scalding yourself. John Cusack though, as good as ever)
- Dancing on Ice (it’s finished, it’s done, let’s never talk about it again)
- Rip-off squirrel crisps (no actual squirrel, not actually interested)
- People who model their own clothes on eBay (yeah, it looks crap on you so I’m likely to buy it, aren’t I?)

