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Zelda, Mario, Toejam & Earl? What’s The Best Video Game Music Ever?

November 10th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Whether you like it or not, the vast majority of the world is made up of people who play video games in one way or another. Yet bafflingly, they’re still seen as a lesser cousin to the pop culture’s big three of music, movies and TV.

This surely has to stop?

Anyway, with a lovely orchestral score of the Zelda theme doing the rounds at the moment, we thought we’d have a look at the best music that has featured on video games. There’s a dazzling amount to choose from… so which have we gone for? Over the jump to listen and disagree.

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Ups and downs.

Folded:

  • Nicolas Cage?s best work in ten years (and it's short)
  • Twenty five minutes on Chatroulette (there will be penises)
  • The ending of Red Dead Redemption (sorry for the OMG, but O…M…G)
  • Lindsay Lohan?s abusive nail wear (got to hand it to the girl, she does down bitching)
  • Charlie Brooker explains why you're a pleb (if you own an iPhone that is)

Creased:

  • The Sun?s coverage of the Raoul Moat story (responsible as always)
  • Murray misery (it doesn't matter that we expected nothing, it still stings like a big fat bee caught on your testes)
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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

It's Friday, friend. Relax.

Folded:

  • Toy Story 3 (if you're going to trust us on anything, trust us when we tell you how amazing this is)
  • Wasting hours and hours riding about in Red Dead Redemption (horses are ace. Wonder if they make cheap pets..?)
  • Toy Story meets The Wire (follow the money, Woody)
  • England bashing: football (it’s a national pastime)
  • The vuvuzela (annoying? Good, we specialise in that anyway)

Creased:

  • Lily Allen and Professor Green?s cover of Dub Be Good To Me (or Lily Allen strutting up and down like a lost catwalk model for four minutes)
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Red Dead Redemption Review: Brain Dead Masturbation

August 5th, 2012 By hecklerspray staff

Red_Dead_RedemptionI'm not a gamer. I'll happily have an evening with a controller and a few beers, but when my thumbs start to blister and my eyes crust over, I rejoin the real world.

Having said that, I'm not lacking that manchildish streak that still gets pants wettingly excited at the prospect of being a cowboy/ pirate/ zombie/ space marine/ Elvis.

You only have to see the average stag do to see grown men, thanks to intoxication and a flimsy excuse, donning the likeness of their particular hero and having a jolly good prance about.

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

French bread and French people.

Folded:

  • Red Dead Redemption hits the shelves (and cancels your social life for the next three months)
  • Laughing at Junior Apprentice (you feel bad for taking the mick because they're only kids. But they're just so damn weird)
  • The Deadliest Crash: the Le Mans 1955 Disaster (sensitively made documentary about one of the most horrific sporting tragedies of all time)
  • Super 8 (sincerely hoping this is not the new Cloverfield)
  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (if you have any children, take ?em. Otherwise don't bother)

Creased:

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Red Dead Redemtion, The Apprentice, Eurovision, N-DubzEmails and Faxes.

Folded:

  • Brinner (breakfast at dinner. Think the All Day Breakfast at Little Chef)
  • Red Dead Redemption (check out the trailer here. This will be bigger than GTA IV)
  • Ne-Yo (best dressed singer in R?n?B. What? That's worth something)
  • Fat Ben on The Apprentice (busting out of those pinstriped suits like a middle-aged banker. Rock on)
  • Eurovision 2009 (no Terry Wogan on the sauce, Andrew Lloyd Webber doing the song, fit girl singing it, and we still lose. This is a screw up to be proud of)

Creased:

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