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That Hecklerspray BAFTAs Red Carpet Liveblog In Digest Form
20:02 Baftas in summary. Freezing cold. Soaking wet. Ignored by everyone. Slumdog Millionaire wins everything. Not even drunk. 19:02 Red carpet over. Fingers so cold. But now in a room with Konnie Huq. Therefore, hecklerspray wins again! 18:39 Mickey Rourke blew past everyone. But not as fast as Shia LaBeouf. The tit.
Buy Miley Cyrus On eBay. Also Buy Her Clothes.
Now we know you are all probably gonna judge us, but keep in mind that Miley Cyrus is really, really mature for her age. Her and us could probably talk for hours about the things we have in common - ownership of a bicycle, for instance. Yes, that's it. We could talk about the ownership of bicycles. Well wherever our fantastic conversation is gonna lead us - it's gonna lead us there soon. After all, we will do whatever it takes to ensure our eBay bid for a date with her is the one that reins supreme. It better anyway. We just bought a new button-down shirt at Wal-Mart, and we're having our favorite pants professionally pressed. We'd be embarrassed to have gone all out like that for nothing.
Now we know you are all probably gonna judge us, but keep in mind that Miley Cyrus is really, really mature for her age. Her and us could probably talk for hours about the things we have in common - ownership of a bicycle, for instance. Yes, that's it. We could talk about the ownership of bicycles. Well wherever our fantastic conversation is gonna lead us - it's gonna lead us there soon. After all, we will do whatever it takes to ensure our eBay bid for a date with her is the one that reins supreme. It better anyway. We just bought a new button-down shirt at Wal-Mart, and we're having our favorite pants professionally pressed. We'd be embarrassed to have gone all out like that for nothing.
