As anyone who’s anyone already knows, the Twilight series revolves around several gay vampires struggling to marry in California or something.
Will the state’s senate hear their pleas? Rumor has it we’ll find out in the third film – Eclipse. Everyone’s filming in a red barn right now, and the commonly accepted speculation is that this is where the bloodiest gay hoedown in cinematic history is supposed to take place.
In the book it happens in chapter 4.
Apparently onlookers are lined up outside the barn snapping tons of pictures – while you’re stuck at a stupid desk. It’s so unfair, life.
