We thought it was wholly, completely, explicitly, undoubtedly impossible for Britney Spears to make a comeback, but boy, oh boy, are we wrong.
No, really. Britney Spears has totally arrived because PETA has offered Britney Spears a job. They want Britney to come be a receptionist for them. After all she did do a rather bang-up playing a receptionist on that random sitcom that nobody ever watches recently.
Also in related career advancements, we’ve just learned that Toonces The Driving Cat has been asked to be the Hilary Clinton’s personal chauffeur. Story developing…
