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Here Comes Your Honey Boo Boo Recap!

August 23rd, 2012 By Brittany H

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: a sign of the times. The end of times. If you haven't heard of it, your world is about to be shattered. The reality show focuses on Honey Boo Boo Child aka Alana, who appeared on the TLC hit Toddlers & Tiaras. She continues to compete in? Participate in? Show up for? pageants.

Alana has a, how do I say this? She has a family — Mama (the mom), Sugar Bear (Mama?s baby daddy), Chickadee (the pregnant 17 year old), Chubbs (the chubby one), Pumpkin (the annoying one). Here Comes Honey Boo Boo chronicles Alana and her family living in Georgia, competing to make her the best, prettiest, winningest pageant queen EVAR!!!

Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Sergeant, Stevens, Kidd

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Here we are, the last of our Strictly Come Dancing recaps for the week. Exciting, huh?

Not as exciting as this Saturday’s Strictly Come Dancing, because this week each of the celebrities will be doing a different dance. Lisa Snowdon‘s going to do a Tango, Christine Bleakley‘s going to do an American Smooth and rumour has it that Andrew Castle‘s going to do an epileptic fit. Seriously, watch it on Saturday and you’ll see.

But now, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for John Sergeant, Rachel Stevens and Jodie Kidd…

Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Cherie Lunghi

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Just one more day to go until the episode of Strictly Come Dancing. Thank God, because we’re getting addicted to it.

Seriously, we’re Strictly Come Dancing junkies. Actual junkies. Like heroin junkies. When we don’t get any Strictly Come Dancing for a while we go all shivery and bald and Scottish. And we’ve damaged our bodies so much with our Strictly Come Dancing addiction that the only non-collapsed vein we have left to inject Strictly Come Dancing into is in our genitals. It’s not nice.

Anyway, here’s the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Cherie Lunghi‘s dance last Saturday…

Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Gary Rhodes

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

These midweek lulls between Strictly Come Dancing worry us – but not because we like Strictly Come Dancing or anything.

No, instead the only contact we have with Strictly Come Dancing at this point is with Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two, and that’s what worries us. This isn’t just the start of Strictly Come Dancing‘s annual season, you know – it’s the start of hecklerspray’s annual inexplicable and totally regrettable ‘thing for Claudia Winkleman’ season, too. Pray for us, readers.

Anyway, back to the recap of Saturday’s Strictly Come Dancing. Today we’re looking at Gary Rhodes…

Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Austin Healy & Mark Foster

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Chances are you’re not as excited as we are about the return of Strictly Come Dancing. How excited are we? Quite excited. Beat that, losers.

What are we excited about? To see if Don Warrington can improve his form following his near dismissal from Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday? No. We want to see if Lisa Snowdon actually loves herself as she was making out on this week’s show. Dear God, we hope she doesn’t. That’d be obscene.

Anyway, we should really crack on with our Strictly Come Dancing recap of Saturday’s show. So here it is, and today we’re looking at Austin Healy and Mark Foster…