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Khloe Kardashian Nudes Are Right Here for You (7 PICS)

The youngest of all the Kardashian sisters, Khloe Kardashian was often overshadowed by Kim and Kourtney, although she actually has a pretty banging body and isn’t too bad looking. So she isn’t as hot as Kim but since she’s willing to flaunt, we thought we’ll do a blog on her nudes.

Like her sisters, Khloe loves attention. But she’s kinda shy about nudity. Unlike Kim who has a ton of nudes floating around the interwebs, Khloe doesn’t have a lot of authentic nudes available. Like Kourtney, she’s only done a single nude photoshoot so far and it’s not super sexy or anything. Check out the pictures below.

Ugh, Someone Gave Donnie Wahlberg And Jenny McCarthy A TV Show

November 12th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Dammit, A&E!? What, since Duck Dynasty isn’t buttering your bread anymore you’ve decided giving Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy their own reality television show is?a good backup plan?? Did you see McCarthy on The View?

Incase you day isn’t filled with enough mindless fodder, come 2015 you can watch a 10 part docu-series following the less attractive Wahlberg brother deal with his new bride farting on him and blaming his 1991 rat tail for Down Syndrome.

Lindsay Lohan Reality TV Show Will Be Everything You Ever Expected

March 7th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Lindsay Lohan should have gotten herself on a reality show about?6 years ago, during the peak of her being a hot mess.? She still had friends, some fame left, and there was still the potential for her to maybe get her shit together.? It would have been a ratings smash.

Instead, she kept holding off because she was a “serious” actress (who kept proving it by keeping?her nose in bags of blow instead of scripts).? But she’s finally given in, probably because she is too broke to say no anymore, and her show is ready to air on the OWN Network.? And judging by the trailer that was released for it, it’s going to be as self serving and predictable as you’d expect.

I Refuse To Make An ‘Eggs-Factor’ Pun About Simon Cowell

June 10th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Between the groups of twerking primary school kids and glorified shadow puppeteers, the Britain’s Got Talent final was one giant snoozefest. Thank God somebody stepped in to break the monotony by chucking dairy products at Simon Cowell’s face.

An otherwise completely forgettable operatic duet by Richard and Adam – catchy name – was interrupted half way through by a girl running on stage armed with a box of eggs and the most menacing smile since Jack Nicholson discovered that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Nobody was hurt in the incident, with the possible exception of Simon’s security team who were no doubt taking an underwater tour of the Thames in their favourite concrete shoes by the end of the night.

No Amount Of Camouflage Can Hide Honey Boo Boo’s Family

May 7th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Grab your cousin-wife and fry up some squirrel because June ‘Mama’ Shannon and Mike ‘Sugar Bear’ Thompson – ?rural Georgia’s answer to Brangelina -?got hitched this weekend in all their camouflaged glory.?

It’s every bit as white trash as you’re imagining it. The ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ power couple met in an internet chat room?nine years ago (imagine that episode of Catfish) and have reportedly decided to make it official because “it was important for [their daughters] to see this moment and celebrate [Mama June’s] love for Sugar Bear.” And that celebration looked a little something like this…

Ryan Lochte Hates to Wear Shirts on TV Because He’s a Fratty Douche

March 29th, 2013 By Austin Walsh

Aw Jeah!? E! just put out its first full trailer for the new reality show staring Ryan Lochte, creatively?titled “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?”?and I already feel dirtier (and dumber)?just watching it.

What would a juiced up, overconfident, naive, idiot do? Dude has pre-ejaculate written all over his forehead.? This kid is probably the worst lay of the century.??Oh, you’re “fratty as fuck”?? Excuse me while I undress myself and let your bro-cologne waft over me.?

The 5 Most Terrifying Reality TV Stars

November 3rd, 2012 By Ross Semple

Unless you were too busy fleeing from a hurricane, you may have noticed that Halloween was a couple of days ago. I spent the day as I spend any other day; watching a horrendous amount of reality television. Don’t think I wasn’t scared though.

It has recently dawned on me that I’m no longer scared by the monsters from Hollywood movies. No, I’m scared of things that are real. Yes, real life terrifying creatures who are often prone to fits of unprovoked rage. So, here’s my list of the five scariest reality stars of all time. Enjoy …

Kim Kardashian Is Being Taken To Court By Ex-Husband Over Wedding Presents

March 30th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Firstly, well done if you half read the headline and thought it was about David Gedge. Secondly, how awful a human must Kim Kardashian be if estranged husband Kris Humphries is taking her to court over some wedding presents, which were going to benefit charity?

See, after the demise of their 72 day marriage, Kris Humphries has been apoplectic with rage. Kim K, trying to put a positive spin on it, had decided to keep their wedding gifts but?donate double their value to charity.

He’s not having that.

Ashley Cole! Read The Lyrics To ‘Screw You’ By Cheryl Cole

March 29th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Despite the rumours that persist about Ashley Cole, he went and got married to Cheryl from Girls Aloud (despite the rumours that persist about her too). All was going swimmingly until Ashley started fooling around.

Overnight, the heartache meant that Cheryl Cole because the people’s princess. We forgot all about that toilet attendant business. Ashley Cole was public enemy number one!

And so, after a quiet spell, Chezza is back with a new song called Screw You and, well, while there’s no official word on it, it does sound a lot like a barbed attack on a certain ex husband. And the lyrics are rather fruity too!

Khloe Kardashian Quits PETA After They Flour Kim, Like A Stropping Baby

March 27th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Ah, wasn’t it fun when Kim Kardashian got a flour bomb in her hair and all over her clothes? Schoolboy prankery is always welcomed on hecklerspray. As suspected, the flour bomb was from someone connected to PETA, which sullies things.

PETA aren’t particularly fun are they? Sure, they’re entitled to their beliefs, but wouldn’t it be nice if they looked like they had a sense of humour once in a while?

And not laughing about?Christina Cho’s bomb attack is Khloe Kardashian. She’s not happy at all. And weirdly, she’s a representative for PETA, so where does that leave us? Hissy Fit Central, that’s where.