Articles tagged with: reaction
Paula Abdul once sang a duet with a chainsmoking cartoon hip-hop cat, so she knows weird when she sees it. But when a woman who a) looked like Paula, b) painted lifesize pictures of Paula and c) appeared on the TV show that Paula judges died outside Paula Abdul's house surrounded by pictures and CDs all bearing Paula Abdul's image in a car with a licence plate that professed her love for Paula Abdul, that may have tipped things to a new level. Apparently Paula Abdul hasn't slept in her own house since any of this happened. Well, duh.
There's good luck, bad luck, awful luck and then there's Britney Spears luck - and Britney Spears has probably just edged a new level. On Sunday Britney Spears got to take her children out of California for the very first time since she lost custody of them. And that's the exact moment that her two-year-old son Jayden James decided to get hospitalised for an allergic reaction to something he ate. Apparently kids don't take too well to eating shards of broken Lego bricks wedged between slices of frozen animal piss. Who knew? Oh, we're joking - Britney Spears' son wasn't hospitalised for anything Britney did, and he's now been released. In fact, we get the feeling that he only went to hospital because all the men in white coats reminded him of when he used to live with mummy.
The shock pregnancy of 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears has shocked all kinds of reactions of people, be it sadness, anger or - in the case of all grubby old men - vaguely muttered sexual arousal.
But Jamie Lynn Spears needs support in this difficult time, and who better to give it to her than everyone's favourite overbearing soul diva with ideas half a notch above her station Mary J Blige. While the rest of the world tuts in disapproval and mumbles things like "terrible parenting," "statutory rape" and - in the case of all grubby old men - "haven't you been a dirty girl?" Mary J Blige is there for Jamie Lynn Spears, snapping her fingers, popping her neck and representing for the sisterhood so hard that it looks like she's having some kind of bloody seizure.
