The Oscar nominations are being announced today, and Sandra Bullock looks likely to earn a best actress nod.
Hooray! However, the Razzie nominations were announced yesterday, and Sandra Bullock has definitely earned a worst actress nomination.
Hooray! They’re for different films, of course – Sandra Bullock will get her Oscar nomination for The Blind Side, a slushy real-life drama about an American footballer we’ve never heard of; and the Razzie nomination is for All About Steve, a film where Sandra Bullock plays a boot-obsessed crossword compiler who falls down a hole. Or maybe it’s the other way around. Oh, we’ve lost the ability to tell.
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Awards ceremonies like the Razzies exist to perform an important function – mainly to tell us that Mike Myers isn’t funny any more.
Gee, thanks Razzies! But while we await the Razzies’ next profoundly original thought – something tells us it’ll involve bears and woods – let’s reflect on Saturday night’s Razzies, where Mike Myers’ The Love Guru managed to win Worst Picture, Worst Actor and Worst Screenplay.
A clean sweep for The Love Guru? Hardly – because yet again, Jessica Alba managed to avoid getting a Worst Actress award. Hey Razzies, she’s not going to marry just because you only think she’s marginally abominable.
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We certainly wouldn’t like to be Mike Myers right now – although, granted, that’s mostly to do with his haircut.
But part of it is because of the Razzies. The nominations for this year’s Razzies have been announced, and Mike Myers’ woeful mishap The Love Guru has swept the board, earning nods for Worst Screenplay, Worst Director, Worst Actor, Worst Actress, Worst Supporting Actor and Worst Movie.
But it’s not all bad news for Mike Myers, because The Happening has also been nominated plenty of times, and if it doesn’t win everything then we promise to do a dirty protest somewhere.
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We certainly wouldn't like to be Mike Myers right now - although, granted, that's mostly to do with his haircut.
But part of it is because of the Razzies. The nominations for this year's Razzies have been announced, and Mike Myers' woeful mishap The Love Guru has swept the board, earning nods for Worst Screenplay, Worst Director, Worst Actor, Worst Actress, Worst Supporting Actor and Worst Movie.
But it's not all bad news for Mike Myers, because The Happening has also been nominated plenty of times, and if it doesn't win everything then we promise to do a dirty protest somewhere.
The Oscar nominations are being announced today, and Sandra Bullock looks likely to earn a best actress nod.
