Articles tagged with: rapper
News likely to shock anyone with eyes, a brain, at least an ear and possibly a face just in! Love child scandal! Fiasco! Controversy! Other shocking words to grab attention! For it seems that those who are fit to make claims - i.e. the British tabloids - are doing just that, in claiming that Michael Jackson has an illicit love-baby who is now a full-man. Yes, a full-man named Omer Bhatti, who also happens to be a Norwegian rapper. Well that's it settled then - if he's a Norwegian rapper he has to be Michael Jackson's illegitimate, product-of-a-one-night-stand son.
Warning - there's a strong likelihood that this story will send you into a dizzying seizure that you'll never recover from. Ready? OK - Joaquin Phoenix is going to become a rapper. Wait, because it gets worse. Joaquin Phoenix is going to become a rapper and Casey Affleck is making a documentary about it. Wait, though, because it gets worse. The reason why Casey Affleck is directing a documentary about Joaquin Phoenix becoming a rapper is because Diddy has decided to teach him how to rap. We dare you to think of a worse idea than that. You've got all day.
If you want to play a game of basketball without worrying that a tattoo-faced rapper will threaten to kill you with a gun, now's the time to do it.
Because The Game, hip-hop's leading proponent of punching men to the ground during friendly basketball matches and then threatening to kill them with a gun, has started his 60-day jail sentence in LA.
However, it looks like The Game will get an easier ride than most other prisoners, because his jail sentence will be marked by the cushy segregation that all other celebrity inmates receive. Which is ironic, because we wouldn't be able to recognise The Game if he held a gun to our head.
OK, maybe if he held an actual gun to our head...
As the most hopelessly generic rapper in the entire blinking world, Lil Wayne has a number of responsibilities to uphold.
And, to be fair, Lil Wayne is doing a noble job at sticking to them - like the one about all his songs being exactly identical, the one about giving said songs unpleasant names like Prostitute Flange and the one about constantly getting arrested.
Especially that last one, because Lil Wayne has just been arrested for riding around in a tour bus so stuffed with drugs that he had to poke his head out of the sunroof to breathe. Or something.
