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Mike Tyson To Sings The Girl From Ipanema With His Lisp [Video]

November 29th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

We live in a world where, astonishingly, Mike Tyson is actively encouraged to sing. And not any old tune. We live in a world where Mike Tyson is encouraged to sing The Girl From Ipanema.

We’ve all been waiting for a boxer to go Bossa Nova haven’t we?

Better yet, is that Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist and yet, for some reason, he continues to get work in movies and television. It must be great for Desiree Washington to see him enjoying the life of a celebrity again, right? Anyway, if you want to see him sing, get over the jump.

Rihanna Causes Expected Controversy By Killing A Rapist

June 3rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Will someone have a word with Rihanna please? She’s been really good fun to have around, making a buncha delightfully dumb pop records and generally being pleasing on the eye. The perfect modern pop star in many respects.

However, she’s in danger of becoming very, very tiring very, very quickly because she’s now set her sights on constantly trying to shock us all. It all reeks of trying too hard, which is strange because she’s already done the hard work and really doesn’t need to. It feels like she’s pushing the wrong envelope.

And her latest video is causing more tiring outrage and, instead of being a hoot, she’s going to have to defend herself after she killed a rapist in a promo video for her latest single, Man Down.

Michael Flately: Not A Rapist But Still Quite Rich Thanks

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Ladies – it's now OK to accept if Lord Of The Dance Michael Flatley ever decides to invite you out for a drinks, because he's statistically much less likely to rape you afterwards than before.

We know this because a court has just ruled that Michael Flatley cannot in any way be considered a rapist, and if you do call Michael Flatley a rapist then he'll sue your balls off. That's what's just happen in Los Angeles, anyway, where Michael Flatley has been awarded $11 million in damages from a woman who falsely accused him of rape in 2002. It's a double-eged sword for the Flatley fans of the world, though – although they'll obviously be relieved that their hero isn't a rapist, they're going to have to come to terms with the unexpected fact that Michael Flatley finds women attractive and not men.