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Lena Dunham Supports Women…Unless They Accuse Her Friends of Rape

November 18th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Lena Dunham fucking sucks. You know this. I know this. We all know this. She is the Queen of hypocritical white feminism and everything that comes out of her mouth is dumb as shit. When people say that they hate feminists, it’s because they think we’re all Lena fucking Dunhams. Anyway, I hate her.

Because of all of the above, I was not even remotely shocked when Lena Dunham came to the defence of her friend Murray Miller, who has recently been accused of rape, and stated that she thinks Miller’s accuser is one of the 3% of women who lie about being raped. Mhmm…

Everyone Famous is a Sexual Predator: Ed Westwick Edition

November 8th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Another day, another celebrity accused of being a sexual predator. Well, a kind of celebrity. If this was six years ago, the name Ed Westwick would be way more relevant, but as it is 2017, I’ll just let you all know that the guy who played Chuck Bass on my Grandma’s favorite teen drama, Gossip Girlfriends (aka Gossip Girl) has been accused of rape.

Actress Kristina Cohen has accused Westwick of raping her in his LA apartment several years ago, so if you had Ed’s name on your “Celebrity’s Who Will Soon Be Accused of Sexual Harassment/Assault” Bingo card, you’re in luck!

Famed ‘Last Tango in Paris’ Rape Scene Was Kind of Real Rape

December 5th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I used to love the 1972 movie Last Tango in Paris. It was this weirdly hot, kind of love story, but mostly fuck story between a 48-year-old Marlon Brando, and 19-year-old Maria Schneider, and it had sex scenes so intense people have been speculating for years that real sex did tape place during the filming.

While both actors and the director, Bernardo Bertolucci, denied any real sex occurred during filming, a tape from 2013 has just bee released where Bertolucci admits that the infamous butter rape scene in the film was not consensual and Schneider didn’t even know it was going to happen, as it wasn’t in the script.

How Nate Parker Screwed Over Black Hollywood

August 18th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Yeah, yeah, this is 100% going to be one of Krysta’s woke af blogs where half of you jump in the comments section and accuse me of being a left-wing obsessed black lesbian, but I don’t really care (still white, still married to a dude, still Canadian. I don’t even know if we have a right or a left because we’ve got like 100 parties).

Have you heard of Nate Parker? You should have. And if you haven’t by now, he’ll be blowing up entertainment news soon, but sadly for a bunch of shitty reasons.

SURPRISE: Bill Cosby is a Rapey Pervert

July 12th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

This whole Bill Cosby rape scandal is like the gift that keeps on giving you the heebie jeebies. Like if your mom’s boyfriend gave you a porno for Christmas or something. Over the past week, it has come out that Bill not only confirmed getting drugs to give women for sex, but his wife has also defended him, saying the women CONSENTED to being drugged.

On a scale from 1 to STRAIGHT UP INSANE, I can’t think of many women who would be like “yeah, I’ll totally take some ‘ludes so you can fuck me while I’m unconscious. I totally consent to that!” All Cosby and his wife have done is confirm that the sweater king himself is a total rapey perv (shocker, I know).

Shia LaBeouf Gave Us Some Real “OMG” Shit

November 30th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Shia LaBeouf has been pretty quiet these last few months ever since getting clean and sober.? No more punching out homeless dudes, no more wearing a paper bag over his face in public.? It seemed like the jaw dropping storylines with Shia in the middle were done and over with.

But now LaBeouf has done an interesting interview where he revealed some crazy shit that went down during his whole “live art” shtick earlier this year.? And it actually makes me feel bad for the guy.

Bill Cosby is a Rapist: Deal With It

November 18th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Yes, I know the above picture is in poor taste, but basically everything Bill Cosby does is in poor taste, so I thought it would be fitting. So, as you may have heard, society once again cares about the fact that Bill Cosby allegedly raped more than a dozen women over the years, primarily by drugging them. I mean, we’ve known this shit for years, but the media only pretends to care like every 10 years or so, and I guess that time is now.

Let’s be real here: women have been giving the exact same story about Bill Cosby for years: I was young, he gave me booze and a pills, last thing I remembered he was fondling me, I woke up naked. Bill Cosby is a rich and powerful pudding lover who was also Dr. Huxtable, TV’s most famous dad (what is it with tv dads?!), and no one is going to believe you if you say he raped you so you’re basically fucked. Tale as old as time or some shit, I guess. However, that hasn’t made the allegations go away after all these years.

Is Justin Bieber Harvesting The Organs Of Children?

January 26th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

There’s always been something incredibly sinister about Justin Bieber. Anyone who is paraded around like a prepubescent monkey eunuch should fill any right-minded person with the dread of a thousand bailiffs.

The very fact no-one seems to mind a performing menstrual period is of great concern, especially given that Bieber is clearly using his power for unspeakable evil.

Like what? Well, at the wave of his nailless foetal hand, it appears that the world’s young are donating their organs. Oooh, the horror!

Justin Bieber Is Not A Dad, Which Is A Gasping Shame For All Concerned

November 16th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

It looks like Justin Bieber won’t have a little friend to play with in his sandbox after Mariah Yeater dropped her lawsuit which alleged that the infant singer fathered her four-month old son with his hairless willy.

The depressing thing about that is, in particular, that he almost certainly didn’t tell a young fan that he wanted to ‘eff her brains out‘. We liked the idea of that sentiment making a comeback.

Either way, this lawsuit has shown a more snidey, snarky side of Bieber which has been slowly revealing itself over the last year, giving credence to the idea that JB has actually been replaced with a lookalike by the Illuminati.

Badvertising: But Does That Make Rape Okay?

August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

This week’s Badvertising proves that the really piss-poor elements of advertising live longer in the memory than the really good ones. What do you remember most? Those Nescaf? ads where Anthony Head gets his end away or that insurance advert where Michael Winner tells people to calm down before disemboweling them with a rusty fork? We can’t even remember which one’s meant to be the bad one in that comparison.

What we’re trying to say is, this isn’t a new advert that we’re picking on today but the minute you see it, you’ll remember it.

Fizzy drinks. People like fizzy drinks. We know in a health-crazed culture where everyone’s going out of their way to look like some tanned bell-end from The Only Way Is Essex, it’s not fashionable to say that. Why not have a smoothie instead? Piss off. The people want sugar and strychnine!