DMX Arrested Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again… Again.
Well thank all that is good and right in the world for DMX. In today's world of boring, pointless, vapid celebrities mincing around never doing anything, not causing any trouble and generally being thoroughly boring you could be forgiven for thinking that the entertainment that we, the public, rightly deserve from these fools is never going to come our way.
Then
DMX goes and gets a mega-whammy of
arrests for a number of different reasons - granted, he's not going around
stabbing people, but he is doing things that we're allowed to take the piss out of. Which is clearly much better for us.
The most recent of DMX's failures to obey the law came about when the rapper didn't really manage to appear in court for an earlier arrest. Instead he went to hospital. Close, but not quite the right building. Must try harder.
Police No Longer on a Mission Try’na Find Mr Warren G
The early to mid-90s were an excellent time for that whole 'rap' thing. Yes there was still the glamourising of violence, the drugs, the objectification of women and the explicit language - but at least it didn't involve
50 Cent or
P Diddy, or whatever in God's name he's called now.
It was a safer time when white kids in the suburbs could dream of their gangsta heritage without fearing for how much 'bling' they were wearing, a time when people could look forward to a Tupac release that wasn't posthumous and one when Mr Warren G had released 'Regulate'.
You know the song. Everyone does. It was on the soundtrack to 'Above the Rim', which wasn't as good as 'White Men Can't Jump'. It had
Bernie Mac in it, so it really was never going to compete with the might of Wesley and Woody.
Foxy Brown Uses Electronic Ear Piece To Escape Prison
Foxy Brown is the best of the best. No other black female rapper under 4' has ever released a successful selling album using minimal beats and musical ability, and no other female black rapper over 3' has ever made bottles of lotion explode all over a salon just by looking at them with her angry devil eyes.
Also,
L'il Kim trembles at the thought of her. That's just what we heard from a guy who's brother says he knows one of them.