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Elton John Thinks That Music All Sounds The Same Today Before Writing Third Version Of Candle In The Wind About It

by Mof Gimmers

Elton John is good value for money because he’s an outspoken old bitch. Over the years, he’s glammed up his work with a variety of outlandish outfits and even more unbelievable wigs. And now, he’s making ridiculous claims about pop music. This is despite the fact he did a duet with insipid boy-bland, Blue. In [...]

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Chris Evans Kicks Off With Chris Moyles In War Of The Dozies

by Mof Gimmers

Chris Moyles is a figure that seems to be wholly loathed by absolutely everyone on Earth… unless of course, you count his millions of listeners who think he’s really funny. When he’s not using homophobic insults and staring into his own navel, he’s complaining about not being paid on time. Yep, he kicked up a [...]

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Chris Moyles Decides That Listeners Want HR Based Breakfast Radio Shows

by Mof Gimmers

Chris Moyles polarises opinion doesn’t he? Some like his lack of stuffy BBCness, while other hate him for his inability to play a single record in any given hour. Others, meanwhile, don’t listen to his show and don’t really know who he is. Is that everyone covered? Good. Anyway, yesterday, Moyles had a rant about [...]

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David Letterman Has Sweary Rant Against Fox News with Rachel Maddow

by Mof Gimmers

David Letterman couldn’t keep his old chap in his trousers around various interns and got blackmailed about it and it was all very unpleasant. However, cheating on your wife is nothing compared to the damage done to American thinking by Fox News and a chap called Andrew Breitbart who recently were on the receiving end of a rather sweary and fiery diatribe from the talk-show host.

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Badvertising: BT

by Steve Charnock

There are plenty of reasons to hate television advertising. The very fact that six Hoxton-finned bastards in two grand suits get paid six-figure salaries to ‘touch base’ and talk about the best way to con you out of your pocket money should be enough.

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Hugh Hefner, Reincarnation, Paedophilia, Zeus

by Shawn Lindseth

It’s got to be difficult being Hugh Hefner. A life surrounded by thousands of bouncy post-op women and actual vats of cash would be difficult for any man. On top of that he’s got to keep crazy hours sneaking about at night with his secret elite paedophile organisation. They’re always hiding under kids’ beds and [...]

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