Articles tagged with: Randy Jackson
Fake Michael Jackson Allegedly Signs Real Michael Jackson Will
When Michael Jackson died the world let out a gasp. Some did so out of a profound sadness, some out of shock, and some just because now their wee sons could go outside unattended. Not long after, people started worrying about Jackson's estate. Who would get his Beatles rights? Who'd inherit the dusty set of Captain EO - and what was to happen to his pickled penis? We heard it's had kind of a dill/vinegar wrap on since he was twelve. It ends up the will that made such material designations - according to Randy Jackson - it has a forged signature.
When Michael Jackson died the world let out a gasp. Some did so out of a profound sadness, some out of shock, and some just because now their wee sons could go outside unattended. Not long after, people started worrying about Jackson's estate. Who would get his Beatles rights? Who'd inherit the dusty set of Captain EO - and what was to happen to his pickled penis? We heard it's had kind of a dill/vinegar wrap on since he was twelve. It ends up the will that made such material designations - according to Randy Jackson - it has a forged signature.
Let’s Replace Michael With Another Jackson!
Like most of the planet, we've spent the last few weeks weeping hysterically along to the words of Dirty Diana, or turning up at beat poetry nights to deliver a sobbed version of Billie Jean with a simple bass drum accompaniment. Our grief, it seemed, was never going to end. At one point we even considered having Michael Jackson's strange clown face tattooed onto our own faces, so that we could spend the rest of our lives singing Man in the Mirror in front of a mirror. To the man in the mirror. And then we realised two things. Firstly, we realised that we prefer Prince. Secondly, there are lots of other Jacksons to fall in love with. "Could one of them replace Michael?" we whispered to a passing old man. His silence told us everything we needed to know. Yes. One of them could. But which one?
Like most of the planet, we've spent the last few weeks weeping hysterically along to the words of Dirty Diana, or turning up at beat poetry nights to deliver a sobbed version of Billie Jean with a simple bass drum accompaniment. Our grief, it seemed, was never going to end. At one point we even considered having Michael Jackson's strange clown face tattooed onto our own faces, so that we could spend the rest of our lives singing Man in the Mirror in front of a mirror. To the man in the mirror. And then we realised two things. Firstly, we realised that we prefer Prince. Secondly, there are lots of other Jacksons to fall in love with. "Could one of them replace Michael?" we whispered to a passing old man. His silence told us everything we needed to know. Yes. One of them could. But which one?
American Idol: Randy Jackson Wants A Boy To Win Or Something
American Idol is really hotting up at the moment, what with all that singing and crying and blah blah blah. But the big question is, who's going to win? It'd be sensible to ask the American Idol judges. But who? Not Simon because his teeth might burn a hole into your retinas. Not Paula because you'd want a legible answer and not the new judge because she looks so much like the photographer from Just Shoot Me that it honestly freaks us out. So that leaves Randy Jackson. And he says a boy will win American Idol. So that's that.
American Idol is really hotting up at the moment, what with all that singing and crying and blah blah blah. But the big question is, who's going to win? It'd be sensible to ask the American Idol judges. But who? Not Simon because his teeth might burn a hole into your retinas. Not Paula because you'd want a legible answer and not the new judge because she looks so much like the photographer from Just Shoot Me that it honestly freaks us out. So that leaves Randy Jackson. And he says a boy will win American Idol. So that's that.
Paula Abdul Recording Some Sort Of Barmy New Album
Paula Abdul hasn't released an album since 1995, and the world has changed a lot in the meantime.
For example, duetting with cartoon cats is no longer in fashion, drum sounds no longer have to echo for 30 seconds and also the popularity of the internet means that people can discover how bad your new songs are before they've even paid for them. But that hasn't stopped Paula Abdul from recording a brand new album.
Paula Abdul hasn't had a UK top 20 since 1992. We get the feeling it'll stay that way.
